Raise your hand if you had "the Stupid" yesterday.

[LaraMN]

Yesterday morning, I was forty minutes late to class due to the fact that I thought it was 9:30, when in fact it was 10:30.
I got out of class and walked to the wrong end of campus, because I forgot where I'd parked my car.
I went to the bathroom and realized I had my tights on backward.
I got loopy by the time my evening class rolled around, and was amused by stupid things that no one else found funny (like the fact that a list on the chalkboard indicated that two of the students slated to do presentations in immediate succession were named "Whitney" and "Bobby".
I peeled a starburst fruit chew from the wrapper, threw the candy in the garbage, and shoved the wrapper in my mouth, then audibly gagged in class.
I feel like I should go purchase some rimless glasses.


:D

[KitchenWitch]

1. Honey, I swear I have 'teh Stupid' every day.

I think my kids gave it to me.

[billyskank]

2. I love you.

I have the Stupid every day. I am the guy who got himself locked in a public lavatory. :D

:dunce:

[LaraMN]

7. Bwahaha!

I peed on the corner of my scarf whilst using the bathroom at school, once.
:banghead:

[billyskank]

11. Oh, I did this last year.

Derby railway station, May 2007. :7

[NewJeffCT]

3. I think I have it every day

and I'm sure my wife would confirm that suspicion.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. I'd have laughed at Whitney and Bobby as well.

[LaraMN]

9. Seee!

The girl sitting next to me did not think it was nearly as amusing as I did.
Whatever. She's always grumpy.

[DarkTirade]

5. ... just yesterday

I don't like to limit myself to only one day at a time. :P

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Not yesterday, for a change, but last week.

BoyMidlo's back to school night. Read his entire schedule incorrectly and ended up in six out of seven of the wrong classes.

[LaraMN]

8. Hahh!

I went to the wrong room for a particular class, every session, for the first three weeks of last semester.

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

10. Today

I volunteered in my son's 3rd grade class and helped doing a science experiment about condensation. The teacher ended up holding my hand throughout (not sure why, exactly...I must have just looked stupid). Then my oldest daughter was to walk from the Intermediate school over to the Primary school (where I was - it's just across the street on the same campus). I got out early with the little ones, so waited for her in front of the Intermediate school. Somehow I totally missed her and she went to the Primary school...By the time I got back to the Primary school, the pick up area door was locked. Oldest was calmly waiting in the office while the staff tried to call the house. I came in looking like an ass and my daughter just mouthed "What the ...?" and rolled her eyes at me. She's 11, I'm an incompetent. The girls were late for horseback riding.

[Inchworm]

12. *raises hand*

I figured I'd have a few beers last night as I watched the debate. I haven't drank in a while so the normal 6 beers absolutely kicked my ass. I woke to threads started here by me like "I'm nekkid" and "Whatcha wearin." I couldnt understand a thing I'd posted :P

I had arranged to pick up a friend to do some carpentry work at the place I volunteer and totally forgot about doing so. He tried and tried to call me to find out what happened... which leads me to yet another bonehead move.

I lost my cell phone.

Daughter sent my nephew over to the house to "check" on me because I ALWAYS answer the phone when she calls.

And the day isn't over yet...

I'm goin to zone in front of TV :D

:blush: