Need some DU love

[medicswife]

I'm having a bad day. I've been so down in the dumps all day long. I miss my husband like there is no tomorrow and this day is just dragging on and on and on. Does anyone know any good jokes? I need a good laugh.

[City of Mills]

1. Oooh I got a good one!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing on Iraq.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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[TZ]

2. .

ONE post..I had a bet with myself when someone would post this..but I didn't think it would be the first post...:rofl:

[medicswife]

3. lol that's a classic. :) Thanks. :)

Maybe what I need to do is curl up with a cup of tea and one of my dog eared Calvin and Hobbes books. :)

[City of Mills]

4. There you go :)

How's the weather where you are? Good enough for a small walk?

[fizzgig]

5. sounds like a great plan

sorry you're feeling so down today :hug:

[XemaSab]

6. I have a follow-up joke!

Ben Bernanke is giving the President his daily briefing.

"Mr. President, this economic bailout is going to cost American taxpayers three Brazilian dollars."

"That doesn't sound so bad... What's that in American dollars, like, 50 cents?"

[NJmaverick]

7. Here this thread might help

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8133303

[soleft]

8. Have you been to that Punditkitchen website?

I just discovered it. Plus they link directly to Engrish.com - a hilarous guilty pleasure.

I hope things start looking up real soon.

:thumbsup: