H-o-l-y JESUS,,, Gonads

[arcadian]

Gonads people! Go-fucking-nads!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglerfish

At birth, male ceratioids are already equipped with extremely well developed olfactory organs that detect scents in the water. When it is mature, the male's digestive system degenerates, making him incapable of feeding independently, which necessitates his quickly finding a female anglerfish to prevent his death. The sensitive olfactory organs help the male to detect the pheromones that signal the proximity of a female anglerfish. When he finds a female, he bites into her skin, and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level. The male then atrophies into nothing more than a pair of-------->gonads<--------, which releases sperm in response to hormones in the female's bloodstream indicating egg release. This extreme sexual dimorphism ensures that, when the female is ready to spawn, she has a mate immediately available.

[Zuiderelle]

1. Well, that's practical.

[arcadian]

3. Please tell me they have eyes!

They have to still have eyes

[Zuiderelle]

4. Oh no. What a thought. A pair of gonads with eyes.

Not so practical anymore.

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. I really didn't want to read about republican's sex lives while eating dinner.

x(

[DS1]

5. No strife?

[Zuiderelle]

6. Hahahaha! Putin rearing his head!

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

7. Wheeeeeeee!!! !!!! (you KNEW it was gonna be done)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0p-U1LBbQ




:rofl:



lost

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

8. So, she takes his balls and lets the rest shrivel up and die?

Sounds like most of the women I know.