I'm Channeling my Inner Biker Chick Tonight

[dawgmom]

On the drive home, "Freebird" came on the radio. Yes, I know, I know...it's the Redneck National Anthem. It's still a great song, and it made me crank up the radio and roll down the windows and bob my head like a moron during the guitar solo. So...I am channeling my Inner Biker Chick tonight. All I need is a stripper pole and a pair of feather earrings, and I'll almost be there.

Who/what are you channeling tonight?

[dawgmom]

1. Sheesh...everyone is just themselves?

My inner biker chick says....well....she's very rude, so I'll just muzzle her.

[two gun sid]

2. Channeling my inner Banker/Accountant guy tonite.

I hate doing this shit.

[taterguy]

3. I'm channeling my desire to watch a biker chick on a pole

But could you do it to this song instead of Freebird?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFWkPVHKwCY

[dawgmom]

4. That is an excellent stripper song

My inner biker chick says...got any fives?

[taterguy]

5. Do you take Visa?

[dawgmom]

6. No credit. Cash only. Haven't you been reading the papers?

Credit has dried up. Not unlike a lot of old strippers.

[taterguy]

8. If you get a lap dance on credit is it really a lap dance?

Or maybe the stripper just really likes you.

Right?

[dawgmom]

9. If a pair of breast implants fall in the forest...

...do they make a sound?

I suppose they do. A sort of flubbery, unnatural sort of sound.

The G-string, on the other hand, sounds exactly like a...g string.

[tigereye]

7. I have big black boots for when I get in that mood...

that's a hilarious picture...