Psychic Fail

[arcadian]

CASSADAGA, Fla., December 30, 2007

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/12/30/sunday/geist/main3656904.shtml

So, what does Cassadega's psychic industry foresee in 2008?

For the economy…

Good news, from Reverend Dawn Cassaday, a clairvoyant and clairaudient.

"I feel that the economy could actually be turning around in a very positive direction. I feel a great strengthening of the stock market," Cassaday told Geist.

And good news from tarot card reader Matthew Greene, "So probably around April, May, I feel as though you're going to see the crunch start coming up and lifting."

What do they predict for the presidential election?

"I think it will be Hillary," predicted Jamie Tolaver Ruiz. "And I'm not saying that that's my choice. But I do feel that Hillary will be the one."

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So if we use their previous predictions as an idicator, the next President will be Obama:

"I feel the office is gonna be held by a Republican," predicted Reverend Cassaday.

[DS1]

1. Psychics are as phony as astrologists and palm readers

and tarot card scammers.

They all offer something mundanely positive to counter a mild negativity they mention in passing.

"Your troubles with x will be resolved with the introduction of y"


They need to get those shits out of the paper.




















DARKSIDED!!

[sakabatou]

2. They probably using dice to choose answers

Or one of those origami paper-thingies.

[arcadian]

3. My wife and I met using one of those.

In the third grade. :P

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Dude, this is the 21st Century. They use highly sophisticated technology.

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi