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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 01:53 PM
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What would you do if the Burger King King stuck his hand in your pants?
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 01:54 PM
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Welcome him to the Home of the Whopper
painfully obvious, isn't it?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 01:55 PM
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5. Bwahahahah!
:rofl:
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 01:54 PM
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1. kick him in the whopper!! nt
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 01:54 PM
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3. GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!
:silly:
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 02:15 PM
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8. NO!!
it is cozy...(and i can see you working out at the gym):evilgrin:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 02:18 PM
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10. you have my sympathies...
:silly:
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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 01:54 PM
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2. Give him 5 bucks...
...just like I'd give anyone else.
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dropkickpa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 01:55 PM
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4. Giggle coyly
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 01:59 PM
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6. Take a picture and grow rich off the blackmail.
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QueenOfCalifornia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 02:00 PM
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7. The new BK Commercial
where the King is shoving money into peoples pockets cracks me up. I ran it back and watched it again a few nights ago. My son and I were :rofl:!!!!!
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 02:17 PM
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9. Say thank you.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 02:26 PM
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11. You need a hobby.
:spank:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 05:27 PM
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19. Tell me something I don't know.
:P
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 02:55 PM
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12. Invite him over.
Duh!
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panhead1961 Donating Member (363 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 03:05 PM
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13. Check that no special sauce showed up
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 03:06 PM
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14. Bust a cap in his paper maché ass...
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 03:07 PM
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15. I'd go totally Charles the First on him.
That'd show him...
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Liberal Dose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 03:09 PM
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16. I'd make him rub oil on my back
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panhead1961 Donating Member (363 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 03:10 PM
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17. Pick Me - Pick Me
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Liberal Dose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 03:12 PM
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18. I did! Here's a pic from our first date
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Shiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-19-08 05:54 PM
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20. Ask him to move it a little to the left, no further, no,
ah, there we go.
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