one of the great dead lovers songs ever written...

[Beer Snob-50]

The other night the troopers got me DWI
They don't appreciate the art of driving when you're high
So they sent me back to school to learn hand signals and a three point turn
But when they ran the film about highway tragedy,
Memories of long ago came racing back to me
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
Her debut was a farewell to our new romance
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
A love that never had a chance
We pledged our love while dancing close at the senior prom
"She'd be home by 2 am," was my promise to her mom
I didn't want her to be late, so I tried to beat that crossing gate
When photographers arrived upon the scene,
I knew her mother would be proud
Her underwear was clean
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
Her debut was a farewell to our new romance
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
Poor girl, she never had a chance
I remember the night and the pouring rain
I saw the flashing lights
I never heard the train
She'll always be my teenage queen up there on the portable screen
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
Her debut was a farewell to our new romance
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
Poor girl, she never had a chance
Poor girl, she never had a chance
Poor girl, she never had a chance
Poor girl, she never had a chance
Poor girl, she's never had a chance