Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me...

[LaraMN]

What's next?

[bigwillq]

1. Rachael is the new Martha!

Didn't you get the memo?!?!? :P

:) ;)

:hi:

[LaraMN]

2. I was already irritated by finding her on my box of Triscuits.

Apparently she has crossed over into linens.

:scared:

[bigwillq]

3. Can't wait to buy some linens!

:bounce: :P
I am a big Rachael fan! :bounce:, and I am even more so when people on the DU trash her! LOL! :bounce: :P ;) :)

[LaraMN]

4. Well, if you have a ShopKo nearby,

you can sleep in Rachel Ray. In a completely platonic sense.

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

5. I don't think we have that store.

But I am not sure. I don't do a lot of shopping.


LOL! That's funny! :rofl:

[Brigid]

6. Ugly bed linens.

The towels look like they might not be too bad though.

[malta blue]

7. tampons? She is marketing TAMPONS?

:puke:

C'mon - are you fucking kidding me?

I can't stand her. She is local and her parents are uber hoity toity now that she is famous. Meanwhile, I hear her mom was a fucking broomrider to work for back in the day. :rofl:

[Lil Missy]

8. You are probably too young to remember Brenda Vaccaro.

She did one of the original tampon commercials. She has a very brusk, harsh, and hoarse voice, and it came out as TAAAMPAAAWNS. Hard to describe in a post, but a real groaner.

[MilesColtrane]

9. Her personality is like a little, yapping dog that won't stop humping your leg.

[mcctatas]

10. Does it make me a bad person if I admit that I would like to

dropkick Rachel freaking Ray?

[Hawkeye-X]

11. How about this?

(and yes, it's a real gun)