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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-16-08 09:33 PM Original message |
Um, I'm never cooking again...i'm bleeding to death |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-16-08 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
1. Considering my clumsiness...it's amazing I haven't cut off one of my hands by this point. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-16-08 09:35 PM Response to Original message |
2. Superglue. |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-16-08 09:38 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. It's a wide cut, more like a hacking cut, and I haz none. |
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RadiationTherapy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-16-08 10:11 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. Was it Stevie Ray who glued his fingertip calluses back on after a couple ripped off? |
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1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-16-08 09:43 PM Response to Original message |
4. you just need a pair of these... |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-16-08 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
5. Ask Santa for a food processor. |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-16-08 10:01 PM Response to Original message |
6. Which brings to mind the SNL Julia Child skit.... |
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quip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-16-08 10:10 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. GMTA! |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-17-08 01:11 AM Response to Reply #6 |
18. Save the liver! |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-16-08 10:13 PM Response to Original message |
9. Oh, ick. |
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RevolutionaryActs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-16-08 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
10. Ouchies! |
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WannaJumpMyScooter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-16-08 10:32 PM Response to Original message |
11. no pictures? |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-16-08 11:54 PM Response to Original message |
12. You are no Rachael Ray! |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-16-08 11:58 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Shut UP!! |
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mentalsolstice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-17-08 12:38 AM Response to Original message |
14. Annhhhh! |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-17-08 12:56 AM Response to Original message |
15. onions |
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Tektonik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-17-08 12:59 AM Response to Original message |
16. Did you have to get stitches? |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-17-08 01:04 AM Response to Original message |
17. You can not resign until you've had at least three trips to the ER because of cooking accidents. |
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Phentex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-17-08 06:33 AM Response to Original message |
19. It's always the damn onion.... |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-17-08 07:18 AM Response to Original message |
20. Darlin'... |
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hobbit709 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-17-08 07:20 AM Response to Original message |
21. Blood adds flavor. |
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latebloomer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-17-08 07:28 AM Response to Original message |
22. You can't resign! |
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CreekDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-17-08 08:50 AM Response to Original message |
23. That made for some disturbing imagery |
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