Letterman's Top Ten - bush @ Crawford Ranch

[Skip Intro]

Can't remember them all, but some, paraphrasing...
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Dont worry george, in 17 months you'll have the longest vacation of your life

Who's in charge of this screwed up economy

I'm itching to start another war

Time to start making things up for the next SOTU speech

Get rid of Letterman, make it look like an accident
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I know I left out some good ones...anhybody?

[Cheswick2.0]

1. Get rid of Letterman, make it look like an accident

wow, he must have some liberal writers working for him

[geniph]

9. Holy sheepsh**t, those are some POINTED slams!

wow. Dave better stay out of small airplanes and hotel rooms for awhile...people that say those things have a habit of hitting "atmospheric icing" or suddenly "committing suicide."

:tinfoilhat:
:scared:

but man, I love the remark about the margaritas!

[The_Gopher]

2. "sitting around doing nothing reminds me of being president" and...

"these margaritas are weapons of mass destruction"

"time's flying, only 33 more days"

this was far more direct and critical than the usual "bush joke that really isn't a joke" segments.

i believe that letterman loathes bush.

[arcane1]

3. here's the link

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2003/ls_topten_archive_20030808.shtml

[Catshrink]

4. That is so cool!

Jr. might also be spending time getting acquainted with his ranch since he only moved in in Nov. 00. That's right, it isn't his long time home. The cattle aren't his and he can't ride a horse.

Check this out:

http://www.democrats.com/view.cfm?id=6687

American jobs? I axed 'em!

[Lars39]

5. "All work and no play makes Johnny a dull, dull boy."

Creeeepy photo.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. Could not resist...maybe I need sleep, but I thought this was funny

[madaboutharry]

6. One of the grown-ups

looking after Jr. better get the axe away from him before he mistakes his cowboy boot for a tree trunk.

[Skip Intro]

7. Sheesh

Looks like he's ready to say "Here's Johnny," but he'd probably ef it up and say "here's jay."

Fake president, fake war, fake ranch - is there anything about this moron that is genuine?

[Catshrink]

8. Fake POW rescue, fake familiy values

fake bulge, fake pilot, fake press conference, fake candor, fake truth, fake responsibililty.

Unfortunately, the men and women dying in Iraq, Afganistan, and elsewhre are not fake. That is a tragedy borne of Jr.'s lies and fake manhood.

[newsguyatl]

10. ...

"axe me no questions, but i'll still tell you lies"

lol

[Catshrink]

11. You found it!

your caption is great! Good job!!

[this_side_up]

13. aha! You all could

win a Late Show t-shirt (I think) if they use one of your
jokes.

Maybe we could all start thinking of topics and try to come
up with a lot of Top 10 lists?