Dear Sir or Madam, I am of the name of Todd Palin.

[Bossy Monkey]

I am the husband of the governor of the state of Alaska. Since my wife person has been nominated to be the vice presidnet of the United States of America, we have discovered the need to make a large sums of money to disappear. As the sacksfull of cash from Exon-Mobil and Trans-Canada might be a little embarassing. Thus I am asking for your help. As a man of God I know you can be trusted to help get this money to needy unwed teenage mothers and oil pipelines that need it. We are prepared to transfer US$20,000,000.00 to a bank account of your choice. Please contact me with the number of this account and the name of the bank. We will agree in advanced what percentage of the moneys will you keep and how much you will distribute. You cna reach me at McCain-Palin 2008. You can trust them; they know all about it, believe me.



(Yes, I know it should all be in all-caps for verisimilitude, but that's pretty annoying to read. If you want to pass this on as email, you may want to retype it with the all-caps keys on.:P)

[MrCoffee]

1. I'm most definately going to email a couple of freakshows with that one

Brilliant!

[Bossy Monkey]

2. Thanks! I was toying with the idea of all-capping and sending it to Olbermann

This was fun; it was definitely liberating to feel not bound to correct typos, but instead to introduce more!:)

[Bossy Monkey]

3. Goddammit, should have said "natural gas pipelines"

Red-faced me; no doubt there's an emoticon for that. Well sorta: :blush: