Why the hell is DU at Defcon 1?

[Danger Mouse]

Did something HUGH happen? :shrug:

[Mutley]

1. I was wondering that myself.

Someone enlighten us!

[supernova]

2. I came back to a bunch of Xs

x(

[flvegan]

3. TacoBellGate

[Danger Mouse]

4. The crunchiest gate of them all??

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. I don't know. I don't likey the X's.

And I want my sigline back! Stillercakes! :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

6. Oh hai. I got a new game. It's called Disgaea. It's pretty cool.

...i think you'd appreciate it, stillercakes.
I have a linky for you. An unrelated one.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. What's it like?

:shrug:


Linky? GIVEY! :P

[Danger Mouse]

10. It's like...a strategy/rpg-ish game about an evil demon prince trying to

maintain his hold on the throne after his father's death. It's cute and quite amusing. And there are prinnies!

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. I suck at strategy.

I'm a run in and bash shit kind of girl. Which is why I get frustrated with Final Fantasy, some of the battles require at least some strategy and I fail.


I wants a Prinnie! They're cuuuuuute.

[Danger Mouse]

16. They're exploding demon penguins. And they say 'dood' a lot.

Why? Who knows.
:P
Haha, you suck at life.

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. Shut up.

You fucknut (learned from Angry Game Geek), that is not how one addresses the queen! :P

[Danger Mouse]

20. oh man, you're still on that 'queen' kick, your majesty?

;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. Yeah, did you think I would go to sleep and forget about it?

Fat chance buddy-boy.

[Danger Mouse]

22. Well, yeah, I was kinda hoping you would.

:P
The daily beatings are hard to take, after all. :cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Well if you behaved like a good knave, I wouldn't have to!

God, you think you would learn. :eyes:

[Danger Mouse]

25. And what does knave even mean?? I never agreed to being anybody's knave!

Just suddenly you were calling me knave and yelling for bonbons and whacking me over the head with a scepter.
I just wanted some stillercakes.

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Fine, don't be my knave.

I'll get sasquatch - he likes the beatings. :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

27. You can't get rid of me so easily. I'm union.

I just want to know what the hell a knave is. I can't adequately perform my job responsibilities this way.

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Oy...

Main Entry:
Pronunciation:\ˈnāv\
Function: noun
Etymology:Middle English, from Old English cnafa; akin to Old High German knabo boy
Date:before 12th century

1archaic a: a boy servant b: a male servant c: a man of humble birth or position2: a tricky deceitful fellow3: jack 6a.


Happy now? Although ignore entry two, kthaxbai!

[Danger Mouse]

29. a servant??? ...

...
well, okay.

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. Why else am I making you fetch bonbons?

Oh fine, you can be my.. um.. Grand Vizier? :think:

[Danger Mouse]

31. OOh, that sounds more evil. Can I be your EVIL Grand Vizier?

and does that mean no more beatings?

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. Sure?

What does the Evil Grand Vizier do? Try to overthrow the Queen!?!? :grr:
If so, more beats for you!

[Danger Mouse]

33. No, no, i only give you EVIL advice. Like, how best to roast peasants in oil, that kind of thing.

Just please stop hitting me over the head with your scepter, It's statrying to effect my EyeQ

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. Ok, ok. No more hitting.

Geez, you're such a wuss sometimes. :eyes:

[Danger Mouse]

35. Can I have petting instead?

When I'm good?
:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. uhh...

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

37. whaaat?

did that...perhaps come out a little...wrong? :P O8)

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. Maybe just a tad bit?

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

39. You liked it.

[sasquatch]

13. .

:spank:

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Oh, it's you.

:eyes:



:rofl:



:spank: yourself! :P

[sasquatch]

23. HAHA!

:rofl:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

7. They found out I was gonna be in the Lounge tonight.

Do ya really blame 'em? :shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. My dear Prisoner_Number_Six!

So.....you're the culprit?

But did they have to prepare the whole damn day for your arrival tonight?

I mean...really!

You are a naughty, naughty boy...

And you know what that means...;-)


:spank:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

14. Thank you, Ma'am!

May I have another? :evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. My pleasure!

:spank: :spank:

:evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

11. Hush.

:pals:

[madeline_con]

12. LOL! That must be it.

:rofl: