Post the ways that you're superior to me

[taterguy]

Shouldn't take you very long to think of several

[dropkickpa]

1. Every single way

Done!

[TZ]

2. I live in the true blue state of Maryland

As opposed to traditionally red NC....:P

[taterguy]

26. My state educated Paul Wellstone

Your state gave the nation Spiro Agnew

[Symarip]

3. I play trombone?

I got nothin'.

[boilerbabe]

48. I think that makes you superior to most of us--way cool!! n/t

[mwooldri]

4. I have the right of abode in 28+ countries. And work too! nt

[panhead1961]

5. My mom can kick your mom's ass

[av8rdave]

6. I can kill a thread faster

[The Straight Story]

7. .

.

[jobycom]

8. Mine goes to eleven.

[taterguy]

10. Inches or centimeters?

Not that it really matters

[PassingFair]

11. It matters.

You can't churn butter with a toothpick!

[Orrex]

14. Yeah, but it's no good tickling someone with a telephone pole, either

[Tuesday Afternoon]

21. `

[jobycom]

20. Who cares? Everyone else's stops at ten. Mine goes to eleven. nt

[jobycom]

19. Deleted. Misplaced post.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

9. not sure ...but, I think "fucking bitch" may be superior to

total asshole :toast:

also I am Trailer Trash FTW :headbang:

[taterguy]

12. If someone's a bitch I'm not interested in fucking them

Maybe I'm funny that way

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. no wonder we get along,

never been interested in fucking a total asshole. especially married ones.

[LeftyMom]

15. My tatas are awesome.

:evilgrin:

[Writer]

17. Beat me to it.

:7

[taterguy]

25. My man boobs are just as awesome

Or not

[Writer]

16. I have two breasts.

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Don't have time, sorry.

[taterguy]

35. Too busy poisoning the youth of America with junk food I guess

:eyes:

[MilesColtrane]

22. I'm more concise.

[Redstone]

23. I'm probably taller. But it's not like I worked to make that happen, so

I don't guess I should really feel proud of it, yes?

Redstone

[taterguy]

24. How's the weather up there?

[graywarrior]

27. I have a vagina and I killed a moose...

with my car....accidentally (not the vagina...that was planned....by GOD)

[taterguy]

How did you that I have a severe case of vagina-envy?

Damn you

Damn you straight to hell

[graywarrior]

32. You ride a bike.

[taterguy]

33. How the fuck did you know that I ride a bike?

[graywarrior]

34. It's all over the internets, you goof.

:spank:

[taterguy]

36. Links please

[graywarrior]

37. Must I do EVERYTHING around here?

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/taterguy

[taterguy]

38. I forgot about that

How did you score on this?

Taterguy's Lyrics Quiz

1) Danny went home and killed himself last night
2) Don’t it make you want to rock and roll all night long?
3) Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
4) I just can’t find the time to write my mind the way I want it to read
5) How smart are you? How dumb am I?
6) I done enjoyed things that kings and queens will never have
7) It’s crazy but I’m frightened by the sound of the telephone
8) Won’t you lend your lungs to me, mine are collapsing
9) Every couple nights or so you know you pop into my dreams
10) I’ve tried everything that whiskey cures, but the pain endures

[graywarrior]

39. Give me til later to work on it.

I'm slow on the uptake.

[taterguy]

42. You have 24 hours

After that I self-destruct

[boilerbabe]

47. Wow! That's a killer combo there

I'm glad to see you are still alive after that (not the vagina part haha). I have known a few people that were killed or severely injured by hitting moose with their vehicles.

[Zavulon]

28. I have no desire for people to bring me Taco Bell's shitty food at work. (NT)

[terrya]

29. I can't.

You're superior to me. I have to own up to that now.

[SPKrazy]

30. I exist in the material world to me

and you are merely electrons to me

:shrug:

[sniffa]

31. I'm more loved than you.

I'm also more hated than you.

Feel inferior for one or both, it's quite an accomplishment on my part.

:woohoo:

[NMDemDist2]

40. I'm really really nice

:yoiks:

[kedrys]

41. Grammar and syntax

Post the ways in which you're superior to me. :P

[Shiver]

43. To whittle the list down to two...

I have a tongue that nears the world-record in length.

And I can kick you ass at capture the flag.


~Shiver

[taterguy]

44. And yet you can't spell a simple word like "To"

[Shiver]

45. D'oh

Which is why I chose not to mention that I came second in the fifth grade spelling bee. Damn "i before e" facists...


~Shiver

[taterguy]

46. Good one!

You meant to misspell "fascists" right?

[Shiver]

49. Naturally

Oh, why yes, of course I did...


~Shiver

[boilerbabe]

51. I got knocked out of the state finals in 6th grade...n/t

[boilerbabe]

50. "Two" was correct in the context of that post, silly!

As in two reasons... That tongue thing sounds kinda scary, though!

[Shiver]

52. No, he was right

I just edited it. It said "Two whittle the list down to two".

And the tongue thing is my pride and joy; I know how to use it, and I have several ex-girlfriend who can back me up on that. And if it weren't for that bastard in England, I would have the world record right now...


~Shiver