Post questions you couldn't answer if you ever got vetted

[taterguy]

I'll start:

Why the hell did you go sledding naked?
And then post pics of it on the Internet?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. how many people have naked pics of you?

how many people have you slept with?

[taterguy]

3. Please provide the Lounge with copies of said pics so we can judge for ourselves

Thank you

[Aristus]

8. Thank you for your questions. I welcome your questions and the opportunity to answer them...

(Politician talk... :P )

1. One.
2. More than ten, fewer than twenty.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. .

...

[Iggo]

4. The conversation may go something like...

...this:

Vetter: Sir, how many women have you slept with.

Vetee: Wow. A lot. I honestly don't know how many, though.

Vetter: Ballpark?

Vetee: Oh, way less than a ball park!

(Yes, I stole it from that TV show. So sue me!)

[taterguy]

5. Remember when Biden got knocked out of the 1988 race for plagiarism?

Consider yourself off my short list

[Iggo]

11. Oh, crap!

:rofl:

[kedrys]

16. If there was a race for plagiarism, wouldn't Biden have won?

:P

[Zavulon]

6. If vetted by the GOP, I wouldn't have good answers for

questions like "what's your position on abortion / gay marriage / religion."

If vetted by Dems, I wouldn't pass after being asked my stance on guns.

[hunter]

7. What were you doing during the 1985-1986 academic year?

:shrug:

I have no idea. Do you?

[flvegan]

9. It'd be a shorter list of questions that I'd pass with.

[Forkboy]

10. "How did you learn to do that with your tongue?"

[Guava Jelly]

12. Have you ever camped out on a Marijuana farm?

:hide: :yoiks:

[Doug.Goodall]

13. Have you ever lied to your mother

Have you ever smoked alcohol

What do you do when you drop a big load in the toilet, and there is no toilet paper

Have you ever watched your parents 'make it'

[Breeze54]

14. Do you actually spend time on DU and think they're all your "buddies"?

Grow up. Get real. :eyes:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

15. Do you remember 1982?

Whole thing's a blur. Sorry.

[crim son]

17. Have you ever *inhaled*?

My personal life... for a decent person it's rather colorful. I'm never running for any office!