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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 10:01 AM
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Guy goes to the dentist...
Dentist says...I'm sorry Frank, you are going to need a root canal. I can start it right now. Let me give you some novocaine.

Frank says...Don't need any novocaine doc. I have a high pain tolerance. Just do it.

Dentist says...Frank, it is very very painful. At least let me give you some laughing gas.

Frank says...Forget it doc! Don't need it! I told you, I have a very high pain tolerance.

Dentist sighs and says....OK Frank. at least take this pill then.

Frank says...Is it a pain pill?

Dentist says...No Frank, It is Viagra.

Frank says....You kidding me doc? I don't need Viagra.

Dentist says...Trust me Frank. With no novocaine, and no laughing gas, you're going to want something to hang on to.

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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 10:18 AM
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1. Ba-dat boom
Don't give up your day job, philboy!
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 10:38 AM
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2. Very Hard Pubes
:rofl: :hi: :hug:
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