Lowest IQ: george w bush or dan quayle? (another wannabe poll)

[Gato Moteado]

i was thinking about this one on a long, boring drive from houston to austin. it's a tough one. though i suspect they both have double-digit IQs, chimpy might actually have a couple points on quayle. not a whole lot, mind you, just a couple.

[JohnKleeb]

1. you what the funniest republican ticket

Vote Bush II/Quayle.
Now a funny story. My dad was a waiter in '99, some of the people the GOP hoped to nominate were at the Mariott one night, and my dad told his stauchly republican manager Dan Qualye? is that the best you guys got. God my dad hated that manager, used to always tell me what an asshole he was and I saw it too.

[Diogenes2]

2. Bush vs Quayle IQ

I think Dan's wife once defended him quite admirably in a remark (which I paraphrase) that finally clarified the issue for me: "GWBush actually IS everything critics accused Dan of being."

[fortyfeetunder]

3. Brain cells

Well GW and Quayle were the last in line for brain cells, and the good Lord only had two left, you know the rest of the story....

[Catshrink]

4. When they were passing out brains....

W thought they said trains -- and asked for a nice slow one.

[fabius]

5. This is really a tough one.

I have to go with Shrub. Quayle can speak in complete sentences most of the time, as I recall.