I think I just violated the Hairy Ball theorem

[DS1]

:scared:

What do I do now?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem

[DarkTirade]

1. Violating both the laws of physics and my mind's eye at the same time...

I'm a bit impressed.

[DS1]

4. I told that to Stephen Hawking, and he got up and walked off

[TZ]

2. Damn

I thought this thread was gonna be about hot dogs and slim jims....:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

3. Mathporn!

Those picture quotes at the right:

A failed attempt to comb a hairy ball flat, leaving a tuft at each pole.

A hairy doughnut, on the other hand, is quite easily combable.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[redqueen]

5. Oooh nice one.

Sexy points for the math nerd topic, bonus sexy points for the double entenuondre. :D

[regularguy]

6. Just prove the pumping lemma

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pumping_lemma

and call me in the morning...

[Dr. Strange]

8. Prove it?

It's a trivial application of Tits geometry.

http://arxiv.org/abs/0802.4394

[regularguy]

9. More bird porn! Alerting!

[woo me with science]

7. Just hold onto some cummingtonite.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cummingtonite

[rug]

10. I'm still trying to solve the Camel Toe Hypothesis.

Work, work, work.

[SOteric]

11. Heh Heh. You said 'violated.'

:7

[mainegreen]

12. Use 4 spatial dimensions and get back to me in the morning.

Just don't comb your balls in all 4 dimensions. Stick with the 3 you were using.

Or get a cow to lick them.