So after 10 years, it's time to kick MrsCoffee to the curb

[MrCoffee]

match.com just emailed me to let me know that they've got my 5 ultimate perfect soulmates all ready and lined up.


Thanks for a fun decade, MrsCoffee, but you're not in my top 5 ultimate perfect soulmate list.


C'est la vie.

[flvegan]

1. I thought this was in response to the flvegan: dead to me thread.

Good thing, cuz you're not my type Clarence.

[MrCoffee]

2. your mother's in my top 5

[flvegan]

3. Yeah, like you've ever had five.

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

4. I count five:

[MrCoffee]

5. Shut up about my prom date, you bastard!

Rosie Palmer never lets me down.

[Dr. Strange]

8. "Never lets me down?"

Did you just rick-roll me?

IGNORELIST := IGNORELIST + 1

[flvegan]

6. Nope, that's only 4.

His thumb isn't speaking to him since the whole "anal attempt".

[TZ]

9. IBTL!!!

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

10. People, people, people...

It's in my sigline for a reason!

[redqueen]

7. Is that the place that advertises "It's okay to look"?

Really nice slogan there...

[TZ]

11. Its okay to look...

but not to tutch..the but..apparantly....:D