If you were a REPUB Convention Speaker, what music would you play as you come out?

[charlie and algernon]

gotta go with the Beverly Hillbillies theme song.

[petronius]

1. Probably the Twilight Zone music, because the only way I'd be at that

suck-fest is if Rod Serling was fucking with me...

:scared:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. Welcome to the Jungle ~ Guns and Roses

We want to watch you bleed!

[southpaw]

3. "For the Love of Money"

"Stranglehold"

"I Want it All"

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. Highway To Hell ~ AC/DC

I'm on the highway to hell...............

[Lydia Leftcoast]

5. Sympathy for the Devil

:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

6. Anything by Ted Nugent.

:puke:

[dembotoz]

7. some country western thing about no matter how bad i treat ya, you still come back for more

we have not won this thing yet folks....

[KitchenWitch]

8. "Head Like a Hole"

[Rambis]

9. Enter Sandman : Metallica

Say your prayers little one
Dont forget, my son
To include everyone

Tuck you in, warm within
Keep you free from sin
Till the sandman he comes

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land

Somethings wrong, shut the light
Heavy thoughts tonight
And they arent of snow white

Dreams of war, dreams of liars
Dreams of dragons fire
And of things that will bite

Sleep with one eye open
Gripping your pillow tight

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Off to never never land

Now I lay me down to sleep
Pray the lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take

Hush little baby, dont say a word
And never mind that noise you heard
Its just the beast under your bed,
In your closet, in your head

Exit light
Enter night
Grain of sand

Exit light
Enter night
Take my hand
Were off to never never land

[Orsino]

10. Taps. n/t

[flvegan]

11. "Family Tradition" by Hank Williams, Jr

[HEyHEY]

12. Wu tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with

[ghostsofgiants]

14. Only if your speech is about kung fu and bond diversification.

[Chovexani]

23. Protect yo motherfuckin neck!

[no name no slogan]

24. Smith Barney? Buncha bitches.

Oh, and Ol' Dirty couldn't make it, but he sends his regards. A-GUH-GUH-GUH-GUH.

:)

[ghostsofgiants]

26. Classic.

I think that might be my favourite Chappelle sketch.

[no name no slogan]

27. Mine too.

It's in a tie with the Rick James one, and the music one with John Mayer and ?uestlove. The whole barbershop scene kills me every time.

[ghostsofgiants]

30. Hahaha, yesss, I love that one with John Mayer and ?uestlove.

Shit, I need to go download the shows and watch 'em.

[KamaAina]

13. "All About The Benjamins"

sums up repuke philosophy in a nutshell, while also serving as a transparent attempt to recast the repukes as somehow cool.

[LisaM]

15. "I'm Just A Bird in a Gilded Cage"

Or some other Gay 90's top ten hit. Because most of them were alive then, 90 is the average age, and a lot of them are closeted gays.

[hvn_nbr_2]

16. The Batshit Crazy Polka. nt

[KamaAina]

17. Larry Craig is speaking at the RNC? Musta missed that one!

Well, it is in St. Paul... :evilgrin:

Oh, you meant come out on stage! My bad!

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[Gormy Cuss]

18. "He's Gone"

Rat in a drain ditch
Caught on a limb
You know better but
I know him
Like I told you
What I said
Steal your face
right off you head

[Ikonoklast]

19. The Horst Wessel Song

A favorite among old Nazis.

They'd get all weepy-eyed and sentimental about the 'good old days'.

[hobbit709]

33. My 77 year old mother would laugh and say that's perfect.

She compares them to the Nazis all the time and she ought to know. She lived under the Nazis in Austria from 1938-45.

[eShirl]

20. Dust In The Wind

[Giant Robot]

21. The theme to the Sopranos

Although its not really about gangsters, I think the association works.

[appal_jack]

22. This iz a trick queztion!1!

Repubs don't 'come out,' they hide their 'wide stances' in public restrooms.

For such instances, I believe that any tune by George Michael is apropos.

:hide:

-app

[Chovexani]

25. Bjork - Army of Me

[Twillig]

28. The 'Panzerleid' That or "It's raining men."

Not the 'Battle of the Bulge' version (where did the band music come from in that bunker?)
Original Panzerlied tune

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. Pink Floyd "Money"

[Arugula Latte]

31. That Wagner piece the Nazis loved ... "Ride of the Valkyries"

[Tabasco_Dave]

32. "Kill The Poor" - Dead Kennedy's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgpa7wEAz7I