QUIT LICKING YOUR SHIRT! What's YOUR caption?

[bertha katzenengel]

[auntAgonist]

1. I are so Blue ti full :)

[bertha katzenengel]

6. aw

:)

[EstimatedProphet]

2. An epidemic of Bluetongue has leaped from deer populations and is infecting humans

[bertha katzenengel]

9. Well, the deer shouldn't suffer alone.

:)

[ghostsofgiants]

3. "Shit, I shouldn't have eaten that barbecued Smurf...I got it all over my shirt."

[bertha katzenengel]

7. Ew!

:)

[MilesColtrane]

4. Summon the Oompa Loompas to take Violet to the juicing room.

[bertha katzenengel]

8. Winnah!

:rofl:

[zanne]

5. "I knew this would happen if I went to a Blue State"! nt

[bertha katzenengel]

11. but I was in Maryland!

:)

[MrCoffee]

10. Don't eat the blue acid...I repeat, don't eat the blue acid...oh crap"

[bertha katzenengel]

12. would that account for the bugging eyes?

[MrCoffee]

13. That's the textbook picture of someone trapped in a deranged drug binge

Classic manifestation of Reefer Madness.

[Z_I_Peevey]

14. And thus the last remaining blue-tongued mango vole was consumed

in a delicatessen on Katzenengel Avenue, by a woman named Bertha, who had sworn eternal opposition to the fictional creatures of one Carl Hiassen.

For dessert, she had a lemon sherbet pushup and a macaroon.