Shhhh, don't tell anyone, but i'm gonna go down on you...

[wyldwolf]

And you're gonna love it...

But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it...

Then i'm gonna come back up again and fuck you, big time...

Lots of love,
Fuel Prices

[suninvited]

1. You had me at shhhh....

I really have to learn to read more carefully, missed the signature and almost alerted. That was a good one.

[Maine-ah]

2. lol, always makes me laugh

I posted it a couple of months ago

I originally got it from my brother as a text message, and as I'm reading it, I was nearly throwing up...I'm thinking..he sent this to the wrong person, then I got to the end of it. roflmao!

[wyldwolf]

3. yeah, I knew there's nothing new under the sun in the lounge

[DarkTirade]

4. I like that, keep doi... YAAAARG! NO TEETH!