Fox Mulder won't be on DU, tonight.

[elshiva]

Let's all talk about him now. :)

Fox Mulder is running for president in 2016 with Parche as his VP.

[Swede]

1. Let the vetting begin.

[elshiva]

2. What does vetting mean?

:shrug: Seriously, I feel dumb not knowing what that means.

[Swede]

6. A thorough search for all the skeletons in your closet.

Just for a start.

[elshiva]

8. Thanks, but he does not have any skeletons in his closet.

Just a lot of alien bodies.





buffy

[DarkTirade]

3. If he can't handle a problem with aliens from outer space

what makes you think he'll be able to handle the aliens at our borders?

Cthulhu/Lucifer 2016! (I'm predicting that the Repubs will have given up all pretense of not being pure evil by then.)

[elshiva]

5. But, Gillian Anderson will be first lady,

isn't that reason enough to vote for him.

[DarkTirade]

9. If having a hot redhead as a first lady didn't work for Kucinich...

:shrug:

[elshiva]

11. But Fox Mulder is Kucinich on steroids, hon

and Gillian Anderson is... Gillian Anderson





buffy

[DarkTirade]

13. .... I'll be in my bunk.

[elshiva]

14. Nice post, Jayne.

;)


buffy

[lost-in-nj]

4. I was approached

by them to be their "secretary" of State.....


I told them if Heinie is all they are serving...

no fucking way



:hi:

lost

[elshiva]

7. How about a little hair of the alien that bit you?

buffy

[Danger Mouse]

10. I'm fashioning a suit out of his skin.

[elshiva]

12. Wall-E no can haz Mulder skin.

K? Bai.




buffy

[Swede]

15. He should send an invulnerable robot back in time to be his bodyguard.

That would be cool.

[MilesColtrane]

16. Hmmm....

Could his absence be related to this?

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jIKS2VA1z5ViTv3lIBTzcLcRBGKgD92RLA7G0

The truth is out there.

[Connonym]

17. woah! Mulder is a sex addict?

who knew?

[MilesColtrane]

18. It seems that once you've had the probe...

...you just can't help to disrobe.

I mean Kirk? Sure, that's easy to believe, but Mulder?