Translate a personal ad from some other country into English

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You can use freetranslation.com to do it.

One I did came out as:

Hello.- I Am New in the environment and I seek chavos, for friendship I am varonil, dependable, industrious, not obvious, done not twist or effeminate, for which I seek someone Similar, that he like to travel, to know people, ways of life, to live together, without discreet, existential conflicts, that like of sure sex, that be dependable with whom having something chido of good relaciòn.

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1. english > portuguese > german > english

passionate summer, so silent Soon Our share

It allows almost disappeared, at least on paper and had a brief period of rain. What can I say that I hope you is unique and genuine, and not just a post to my vision for websight ........

Honesta, compassionate, real, in advance, shy boy and exit. I think it's kind of me. Passion is a huge advantage, but I have no expectations of this, plug in kind from Salem-so why not meet someone special?

If you are a lover of art>> huge advantage .... Weiss something about it? Enjoy good wine, or enjoy the company of someone, you know. Great Kisser, hold hands, eyes gazer. Sparks fly, if we do something.

I have many interests, psychology, neurology nothing especially doctors, nurses or things of that nature between perhaps you do?

Maybe you are a runner, turning, tennis player or a dancer? Maybe you would enjoy my company and talk the whole night. Maybe you are a redheaded Barista and wants to teach me how to perfect cappuccino ......

I do not believe in agism so if you are a woman older, please do not hesitate to introduce. I'm really looking for someone I click, chemistry, connection .......

If you also compassion and the understanding that it would be a big bonus. I am here to have fun and not expect anything, but if something works for the long-term IE LTR all more power to us.

I do enjoy cooking, less television and more than you ..... Trip to the beach, river, stream ..... A great friend, lover, companion that someone is a great listener and really want to hear what you have to say.

Please enjoy the laughter, as I tend to something like a comedian or to strive .... I will laugh at you, I promise .. Paint your portrait and a poem to go with him .. I do not speak French, but knows something about love.

Romance is a plus, please, please tell me about you, you are, and take the time to himself I do not expect to be perfect in itself.

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2. That's almost poetry.

"I will laugh at you, I promise" - great pickup line!
Thanks.

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3. Wow, somebody advertising for a chav?

That's like advertising for white trash. :crazy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav

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4. Are you sure it means the same in Spanish?

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5. Good question. However, Spain is a popular holiday destination for chavs

In fact, they've all but ruined Valencia, or so I've read. So if the ad is from Spain, I'd say yes. If it's from Latin America, I'd say no.

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6. Well the original post was from Michoacan, Mexico

so maybe they have a different local meaning... but it's kind of funny! Thanks