I just had a pizza house deliver a fresh calzone to my bedroom!!

[Breeze54]

:wow:

Now, that rocks and I didn't pay a dime for it!! Nada! Zilch!

It's kind of a good feeling knowing people! ;)

Mmmmm Mmmm good!

[Breeze54]

1. O.M.G. ... this calzone is just delicious!!

Yum Yum!! :D

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2. I hope you gave him a real good tip

[Breeze54]

3. I told him not to eat yellow snow!

:rofl:

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6. sharp!

[Breeze54]

7. and not to take any wooden nickles !

:P

He's my son! The pizza delivery guy! :rofl:

[ZombieHorde]

15. Well, it was delivered to the bedroom....

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17. I've watched too many bad gay porn flicks...

...where the guy delivers a pizza, and the customer "accidentally" spills a beer on the delivery guy, and the guy protests, "My boss can't see this!" and the customer says, "Oh, no problem, I'll rinse it out and we'll have it dry in no time!" (And it's always the pants that get spilled on, never the shirt). While they are waiting for the pants to dry in the dryer, the pizza delivery guy is sitting there in only his underwear... and their eyes meet... and the disco music starts up...

[Pierre.Suave]

4. I think I have seen this movie before...

Cue the music...

Boom chicka wow wow...

[Breeze54]

5. I wish!! LOL!

Naw... just my kid... told me to call if I got hungry and he said he'd pay for it and deliver it.
Then, when he got here, he wanted $$ so I told him to go jump in a lake and he laughed and
then walked out with the food but came back and said he was having a lousy night for a Friday
but left here with a smile. ;) Hey? I cleaned his dirty dishes and his mess in the living room!

[sasquatch]

8. Calzones suck

It's a form of pizza for assholes that don't like marinara sauce on their pizza.

[Breeze54]

11. But it came with marinara sauce in it and on the side...

and B-B-Que sauce too! :9

:hi: It was sooo good!!! :D

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. No sex threads. n/t

[Breeze54]

12. LMAO!

:rofl:

Now in this circumstance, that would just be illegal!! :P

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

10. Dear Penthouse....

[Breeze54]

13. I wish!

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

18. I never thought that this would happen to me

I was just a lonely pizza delivery guy on my last run for the night. I rang the doorbell to the condo and a sultry voice said that I should bring it to the bedroom...

[geomon666]

14. I make my own calzones.

Yes, you may commence with the jealousy.

[Breeze54]

16. I can make my own too... I choose not to...

Big difference. ;)

[leeroysphitz]

19. I LOOOOOOVE a nice calzone.

Peppers Pizza in Chapel Hill makes my favorite Calzone. Ever.
It is too good. I love it.

[Breeze54]

20. This was a fried chicken with B-B-Que sauce and mozzerella cheese calzone...

It was pretty good and tasty but to much dough on the ends but I ate it all. I was hungry!! :P
And I never eat fried anything including chicken but the guy on the phone suggested it and
it did taste really good! :9