You're freakin' kidding me. It IS Chet Edwards....

[Tommy_Carcetti]

On a boat with these Texas A&M students. I thought he was a Longhorn fan.

[Texasgal]

1. BASTID!

Who hangs out with aggies??? Pfft!

[Shakespeare]

2. Ahem.

There ARE some of us here, ya know. ;-)

[Texasgal]

4. Ahhh..DAMN!

And I LIKE you!


This sucks... damn aggies are everywhere...infiltrating our earth! GAHHHHH!!!!










:P

[texanwitch]

3. Aggies.

There was a really mean bonfire joke with I won't repeat.

[Shakespeare]

28. Yikes.

Please don't. I can't imagine anything sadder or more tasteless. :-(

[LiberalEsto]

26. Well, my daughter, for one

She's been going out with a Texas A&M grad for 2 1/2 years. We all adore him.

[MrCoffee]

5. Aggies?? I'll add to the chorus of WTF

Of course, MrsCoffee is an Aggie. We're that couple.

[texanwitch]

6. One of my housemates is an Aggie.

Grad of 1973.

[jobycom]

7. Maybe that would help the Aggies through the upcoming football season.

At least Aggie jokes would make a comeback. Not that they've ever gone away here in Austin.

[texanwitch]

8. This was a really mean joke.

I didn't think it was funny.

[jobycom]

9. That wasn't a real joke. The joke would have been if I'd said

"The Aggies are going to have a great football season AND get the VP nomination!"

[MrCoffee]

10. Why isn't there any ice in College Station?

The guy with the recipe graduated.

[jobycom]

11. Three Aggies come upon some tracks in the woods.

First Aggie examines them, says "Those are bear tracks." Second Aggie bends over, sniffs them, says "Those are Cougar tracks." Before the third Aggie could say anything, a train rain them over.

[MrCoffee]

12. Did you hear the one about the Aggie at the stop sign?

He's still there.

[KamaAina]

13. The average Texas family has 2.1 children.

The .1s all go to A&M. :P

[MrCoffee]

19. There are three kinds of Aggies...those who can count and those who can't

:D

[texanwitch]

14. You can always hope.

The Longhorns suck.

I used to follow Longhorn football but I don't any more.

My housemate still follows Aggie football.

[jobycom]

15. We don't suck. We have lowered expectations in a reconstruction year.

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

16. Why can't Texas have an offensive huddle on the field?

It's a parole violation to associate with felons. :rofl:

[texanwitch]

17. What happened to the Longhorns.

When I lived in Austin I went to the games.

That was fun.

I still have my Longhorn baseball cap.

[jobycom]

18. Nothing, they're pretty good.

They have a coach who is a master at recruiting, but not as good on the field, so they wind up with talented players and a weak game plan. So they beat all the weak teams they play, and they split with the top teams. When they get someone like Vince Young, who can improvise on the field, they beat everyone. Right now they have few seniors, so people are expecting an average year.

They have the greatest quarterback name in the history of the universe, though. Colt McCoy, from Buffalo Gap, Texas. You can't write stuff like that! (He's actually from Tuscola, but they're close).

[texanwitch]

20. Well, that is a good Texan name.

Go Longhorns.

I will have to watch a few games to check him out.

[GOPisEvil]

21. *clears throat loudly*

There ARE Aggies here you know. :grr:

[MrCoffee]

23. Hey, do you know the Aggie who got locked out of his car?

He spent an hour and a half trying to rescue his wife and kids who were locked inside the car.

[GOPisEvil]

24. If I do end up moving up there, your wife and I will taunt you.

Do you have one of those cute "House Divided" window stickers?

[MrCoffee]

25. She's a 2-percenter

And she hates football.

[GOPisEvil]

27. Well...secretly, I'm a 2-percenter myself.

Although I love football. I might go to Kyle Field and watch us lose to play Miami.

[Fleshdancer]

22. He graduated magna cum laude from Texas A&M University in 1974

He's an Aggie.

[av8rdave]

29. Didja hear about the aggie whose pickup truck got swept into the river during a flood?

7 people drowned. There were two guys in the cab, and the 5 in the bed couldn't get the tailgate open.