If cruises last more than four hours, immediately contact the Coast Guard

[MrScorpio]

[Aristus]

1. The owner must be a big dick.

:+

[TommyO]

10. Or a Dick Doc!

[MrCoffee]

2. What kind of cocky prick names his boat that?

[Sequoia]

4. What does the word mean?

There's a mariner's handbook around that clearly stipulates a person be extra careful when it comes to name your boat/ship. Don't give it a name that threatenes or makes the lake/sea/ocean/river angry. Case in point: Tiatanic.

[Pierre.Suave]

5. ...

"What does the word mean?
Posted by Sequoia


There's a mariner's handbook around that clearly stipulates a person be extra careful when it comes to name your boat/ship. Don't give it a name that threatenes or makes the lake/sea/ocean/river angry. Case in point: Tiatanic."

in this case, the ocean was mad that someone mispelled "Titanic"

:P

[Sequoia]

7. Oh rats....I should be careful considering how boat crazy you are.

I remember all those photos you posted a few months back.

[Pierre.Suave]

8. Nah

I am just giving you a hard time. It happens all the time...:P

[Sequoia]

11. I hope you're never my doctor...you might put a Junior Mint in my body.

Heh...! Have a good weekend.

[Pierre.Suave]

12. ROFL

Why would I do that, I am not getting it?

:rofl:

[Sequoia]

13. It was from an episode of "Seinfield"

Jerry and Kramer were in a hospital balcony observing an operation. Kramer was eating some Jr. Mints and offered the box to Jerry who slapped it away and a mint went flying out and landed in the cut open body of a man the doctors were operating on. Funny stuff!

[Pierre.Suave]

14. oh, haha

well, if I were your doctor I would not let that happen.

Junior Mints are hereby BANNED from my operating room!

:P

[Sequoia]

15. Excellent!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

17. Giving you

a "hard" time!

wink* Wink* Nudge* nudge* :rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

18. rofl

hey now, be careful you are going to get my fiancee mad at me...

:P

[Pierre.Suave]

3. What a STOOPID and completely classless name for a boat...

But I am glad he/she did it. It makes my job of identifying the drunk asshole all that much easier...


Yes, I know I am stereotyping here, but there is a lot of on-the-water experience behind it.

[SacredCow]

22. There's a dude on the river where I used to run my boat...

He was in his 60's, divorced, fat, bald, and a total pev. But he has a LOT of money, and he always had at least 4 or 5 very attractive women on his boat (a big-ass cigarette-type thing that screamed out his problems with ED) which was named....



wait for it.....



Licky de Split

[Pierre.Suave]

23. jeez...

I dislike those boats, I dislike the people that buy them, and I dislike the bimbos that populate them...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. as a retired CG BMCS

I say.... it would be hard to ignore a distress call from that boat.


If I ever lose my mind and decide to get a boat, I would like to name it "The Vessel Calling" so all the stupid watchstanders would get it right.

[Robb]

16. LOL!

Brilliant!

Another option would be "Not the Damn Harbormaster." :D

[lightningandsnow]

9. Good god.

:rofl:

You've made me laugh while in an otherwise sucky mood. Good on ya. :hug:

[democracyindanger]

19. If cruises last more than three hours,

make sure you know what Gilligan is up to.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

20. !

I am taking my kids out to lunch today! That's what I am up to!

[democracyindanger]

21. Kids? Lunch?

That's definitely a combination for some sort of hilarious mishap that will take 30 minutes to sort out.

[Left Brain]

24. The couldda called it

Sea-Alice