Post Here And DuStrange Will Start A Rumor About You

[Parche]

:woohoo: :popcorn: :popcorn: :hi:

[TZ]

1. Well Parche...

I understand DuStrange has already done that for you..Oh wait..I forgot that's not a rumor..Just a very happy Mrs. Parche....:evilgrin:

[Parche]

5. Turtleandsue!!!111111111111

:woohoo: :woohoo: :hi: :hug:

[Dr. Strange]

11. Rumor has it...

that turtlensue spends her weekends reading palms at Washington Nationals games.

[Parche]

12. You Mean Reagan Washington National?

:woohoo: :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

2. Woohoo!

Now we're talking!

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Like I need more wild rumours...

[Dr. Strange]

13. Rumor has it...

that Peake invented the filing cabinet. He needed a place to store all of the rumors people were spreading about him.

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. That's not a rumour- it's true.

Got a patent and everything.

[SacredCow]

4. Oh, like I need THAT...

:eyes:

[Dr. Strange]

21. Rumor has it...

that SacredCow created those little umbrellas that come with the fruity drinks in bars.

[meegbear]

6. I'm not popular enough to have a rumor started about me

[Gormy Cuss]

10. I heard that you're the reason graywarrior will never move back to the city of sin.

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

26. Rumor has it...

Gormy Cuss translated the Constitution of the United States into Klingon.
maH ghotpu...

[Gormy Cuss]

27. What's that? I couldn't hear you while I was chewing the qagh. n/t

[Dr. Strange]

25. Rumor has it...

meegbear has created a device that allows humans to divide by zero.

[RainDog]

7. I just created a post about a DU migration to Canada. n/t

[Dr. Strange]

28. Rumor has it...

RainDog has an army of ninja sleeper cells waiting for her command to take over Canada. Problem is, she has to wait until hockey season starts. (Element of surprise and all that.)

[ghostsofgiants]

8. This should be fun.

Let's hear it.

[Dr. Strange]

29. Rumor has it...

that primate1 resides in New Jersey under the name Carl Brutananadilewski.

http://www.carlbrutananadilewski.com

[panhead1961]

9. I heard a rumor about people who like BIG planes have size issues?

I'm not saying I agree I'm just saying

[Parche]

16. Just The Cockpits

:woohoo::hi:

[Dr. Strange]

32. Fact is...

Parche is a welchlinger.

[Dr. Strange]

31. Rumor has it...

panhead1961 was banned from all Olympic games, since the Committee determined that he would win the gold in every single competition. Some say that he was paid a hefty sum of money not to enter any future Olympic games, as well as a lifetime supply of peach jello.

[libodem]

15. Enough about you...

Whadabout me?

[Dr. Strange]

33. Rumor has it...

libodem is trying to pass a law to make most shades of yellow illegal.

[bigwillq]

17. OK.

:P

[Dr. Strange]

36. Rumor has it...

that bigwillq once ate 2699 marshmallows in one sitting.

[lizziegrace]

18. Sure

make sure it's funny. I need a laugh...

:)

[Dr. Strange]

38. Rumor has it...

lizziegrace once wrote an online murder mystery using nothing more than smileys.

It turns out, }( did it in the with the :argh: .

[lizziegrace]

66. LOL!

:rofl:

That's exactly the way it happened... ;)

[Chan790]

19. Chan: Truth is stranger than fiction.

You'd be hard-pressed to come up with a rumor stranger than the truth.

[Dr. Strange]

40. Rumor has it...

that Chan790 has 47 nipples, but only five of them are functional.

[Chan790]

69. Okay, you're right..

That rumor is stranger than the truth. Just two. I'm not sure how a guy's nipples can be functional...I don't think I want to know either.

[ghostsofgiants]

20. Still waiting on my rumour.

[Dr. Strange]

41. Rumor has it...

that primate1 has no patience.

[ghostsofgiants]

64. Pfffttt...

Have you never read my posts about work? The fact that I haven't killed anyone yet is proof I have the patience of a saint. :P

[Pierre.Suave]

22. I heard a rumor

that the CRJ is overly sensitive in Pitch...

:P

[Dr. Strange]

43. Rumor has it...

that jasonc is temeah's gardener.

[Pierre.Suave]

46. You heard wrong

I am the POOL BOY!!!!


























oh wait, I wasn't supposed to say that... Damn...

[Dr. Strange]

47. Ah, yes. turtlensue's cabana boy, eh?

I can see how the rumor got twisted.

[Pierre.Suave]

53. You know how these things get twisted

it happens...

[TZ]

56. Very twisted.

I thought temeah was my pool boy and you were my gardener...and DuStrange..well, he's my body servant--whose chief job is battery fetching....:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

58. Now I am confused...

:P

[quakerboy]

23. Hi

[Dr. Strange]

48. Rumor has it...

that quakerboy is perfectly willing to pay a lot for his muffler.

[quakerboy]

72. Its a Damn Dirty Lie

[mcctatas]

24. He wouldn't dare....

I'm "untutchable" :)

[Dr. Strange]

49. Rumor has it...

that mcctatas' cat is suing her for sexual harassment.

[mcctatas]

67. ....

Damn you're good, or bad, or just a major league smart ass, or all of the above? :toast:

[Dr. Strange]

68. Rumor has it...

that DuStrange is all of the above.

[vixengrl]

30. Vixengrl has been here so long--

she isn't sure why she needs to solicit rumors about her bad self--except she suspects she does. Being rumorless. And stuff. :pout:

[Dr. Strange]

55. Rumor has it...

vixengrl can swim faster than Michael Phelps, but only during the summer solstice.

[In_The_Wind]

34. About me?

This should be fun. No ones started any rumors about me in a long time.


:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

59. Rumor has it...

that Joan_Alpern knows the way to San Jose.

[arbusto_baboso]

35. Go ahead, do your worst.

:popcorn:

[Dr. Strange]

60. Rumor has it...

that arbusto_baboso directed the video for "Never Gonna Give You Up."

[MrScorpio]

37. Make it good

I'm ready

[Dr. Strange]

62. Rumor has it...

that MrScorpio only chews his food eighteen times before swallowing.

[ChickMagic]

39. Do your worst!

:hi:

[Dr. Strange]

65. Rumor has it...

that ginbarn giggles uncontrollably whenever someone uses the word "duty."

[Corgigal]

42. After you freak me out with the last one

I should know better, but alas...I do not. Continue..

[Dr. Strange]

70. Rumor has it...

that Corgigal is a direct descendant of Lisa del Giocondo.

[Hawkeye-X]

44. I'll take what you hear about me...

[Dr. Strange]

73. Rumor has it...

that HawkeyeX can cause people's clothes to dissolve just by staring intensely at them.

Rumor also has it that DuStrange is trying to find a way to obtain that very same power.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

45. I'm a ready.

But if it involves Chuggo and a Costco sized jug of mayonaise, I'm gonna be pissed.

[TZ]

50. Rumor has it..

That PeterU is secretly a Washington Nationals fan...cause he loves the underdog
(sorry DuStrange, I couldn't pass up a juicy one):P

[Tommy_Carcetti]

51. That would actually be true if....

....instead of "cause he loves the underdog" you said "cause he loves the pathetic" and I actually did love the pathetic.

[Dr. Strange]

52. All of a sudden, that "Chuggo and a Costco sized jug of mayonaise" rumor ain't looking so bad, huh?

[Guava Jelly]

54. k

shoot

[Dr. Strange]

74. Rumor has it...

that GoPsUx has joint-custody of Lee Mercer, Jr with Christopher Walken.

[bertha katzenengel]

57. I can has rumor? I needs a good one.

[Pierre.Suave]

61. I heard a rumor that

you will find an awesome job where you will be appreciated and paid well for your hard work...

:hug:

[bertha katzenengel]

75. oh, do spread that one

:hug: Thank you!

[Dr. Strange]

77. Rumor has it...

that bertha katzenengel can name all of the 101 Dalmatians.

[malta blue]

63. hmmmm

Let's hear the rumor....

[Dr. Strange]

78. Rumor has it...

that malta blue was kicked out of MENSA because her IQ was too high and she was making everyone else feel stupid.

[BeachBaby]

71. Alright, Dude.....hit me with your best shot.

:hi:

[Pierre.Suave]

76. Oh this is just too easy...

:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

79. Rumor has it...

JerseyGirlDem has temeah tied up in her basement.

[TZ]

80. Rumor has it...

That you and Parche only post when *I* let you out of MY basement....:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

81. You shouldn't spread rumors.

It's not nice.

[BeachBaby]

82. Well, it had to be done.

I caught him painting a big, fat 11 on the hood of my Firebird - and then when I tried to wash it off, he stole the hose from me, sprayed the front of my white tank top, and then suddenly starting praying for a wind gust.

He took it too far when he started shouting "NIPPLES!" through the farm fields - I had to restrain him.

(and I swear to God, if I hear him sing "Lick my Love Pump" one more time....)

[TZ]

84. omg....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I'd be glad to let you borrow the straight jacket I use er, the nice coat that I give DuStrange and Parche to keep them warm in my basement....

[BeachBaby]

88. Thanks for the offer....

but I find that the handcuffs are working out just fine. They're kinda kewl.

[Dr. Strange]

87. Ha!

Somebody frame that and put it in the breakroom!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Radical Activist]

83. Its not true. I swear.

[Dr. Strange]

86. Rumor has it...

that Radical Activist can tie his shoe in 0.3 seconds.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

85. go ahead...

I need more rumors about me floating around here ;) :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

89. Rumor has it...

Tuesday Afternoon is being considered for Obama's running mate.