Airplane Passenger Sits Next To BM On Plane

[Parche]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,'said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

'OK,' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty,
and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

[Pierre.Suave]

1. Who is BM?

:shrug:

[Turbineguy]

2. Brain-dead Man

code for Republican.

[KurtNYC]

4. thats not what it means in the medical world

[Deja Q]

3. Barbara Mandrell?

http://www.dailymakeover.com/appImages/galleryImages/celebrity_hairstyles_ladies/Barbara_Mandrell+Oct_2006.jpg


:yoiks:

[Taverner]

5. I had always known a BM as a Bowel Movement

The term my ever-proper Preacher's Wife Grandma used to use.

[GreenPartyVoter]

6. Well, that kinda ties into the story