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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 02:09 PM
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You're the IT for Humanity.... It's time for upgrades, what software would you install

Anti-GOP software, of course
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 02:14 PM
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1. The patch the fixes the stupidity and inconsiderate bugs
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 02:27 PM
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2. A rootkit giving me sysadmin privileges.
Duh.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 02:53 PM
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4. I want access to humanity's kernel.
That sounds a bit dirty, doesn't it?

mikey_the_rat
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 02:56 PM
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5. first command: sudo killall -9 douchebag
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 03:01 PM
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7. ubuntu rocks!
Oh, I have a killall list a mile long!

mikey_the_rat
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 02:51 PM
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3. Compassion 1.0
and Live-and-Let-Live 1.0.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-14-08 02:58 PM
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6. Delete warfare 1.0, Insert Giving 2.0
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