No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[x-g.o.p.er]

1. Other

Suck at the celebrity version of 'Jeopardy' on Saturday Night Live. :)

[Fearless]

6. I'll take the rapist for $200, Alex.

[Angleae]

9. Oh, I'm sorry you've already taken anal bum cover.

[Fearless]

14. Crap! That's not good!

...Ladies and gentlemen, always practice safe sex.

This reminder is brought to you by Don Tsue Rubber Products. When a problem arises, Don Tsue.

[Radical Activist]

17. I'll take jap anus relations

[billyoc]

2. Fill out a provisional ballot!

muahahahaha

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

3. fart

:evilgrin:

Saw that again a couple of days ago on Spike.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. The CORRECT answer is ...die!

Aureus Goldfinger was the villain!

A wonderful Bond adventure...

Ah....

Those were the days!

Before Sean Connery started looking bored in the role...

[Fearless]

5. Refrain from screaming as I administer your Vitimin B shot!

[pokerfan]

7. convert to Judaism?

[Fearless]

8. NICE!

[pokerfan]

10. Obviously...

... no one else wanted to turn it into a circumcision thread.

[Archae]

11. Sex change?

[Fearless]

12. Tattoo?

We have the Woodstock one and the "Mother" Heart available.

[Fearless]

13. Ohhh better one...

It turns out that laser vision correction when used properly can also end your dependency on Viagra!

[edbermac]

15. Convert Pussy Galore to a hetero?

[Fearless]

16. There will be a bunch of angry women at your door tomorrow...

If in fact she isn't.

[kedrys]

20. She still looks awesome at 80+

Talk about aging gracefully...

[Deja Q]

22. Hottest. 40. Year. Old. EVAH!!!

:drool:

[Radical Activist]

18. please not think of ways to escape while I leave the room.

[kedrys]

19. Oooo! Good one!

:rofl:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

21. WOW! As a gentleman in Her Majesty's Secret Service, he'd almost HAVE to agree to that one, right?

:rofl:

:toast:

[CrownPrinceBandar]

23. eat a potato, egg and bacon breakfast burrito..........

because its the most important meal of the day. (Auric was a big breakfast fan. You heard it here)

[SalmonChantedEvening]

24. Take out the papers and the trash

Or you don't get no spending cash

:silly:

[jobycom]

25. Wipe.

[NewJeffCT]

26. One of the great villain lines

in movie history...