Alright, I'm going on a first date tomorrow. Any last minute advice?

[LostInAnomie]

Other than using the "shocker".

[Lethe]

1. shave your shoulders

ukranian babes are not into long shoulder hair

[Dr. Strange]

2. If you get nervous, picture the audience naked.

No wait, that's for public speaking. Never mind.

Have fun!

[DarkTirade]

3. Don't be a pushover, but don't go to the other extreme and be pushy either.

Just find a nice middle ground where you can be yourself. If this person likes the yourself that shows through, then it's all good. If not, it wouldn't have worked out anyway. :)

[Doug.Goodall]

4. Go sober, you might need to think fast.

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist "Hello, could you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!" The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!! During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner...thank you for all you give us...!!!" A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..." Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"

The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was the pharmacist!!!"

[rug]

5. Treat the nipples with respect.

[KG]

6. just say 'yes'.

[Chan790]

7. Don't go to the movies.

Things where you can sit and talk good, things where you sit there paying attention to something other than each other bad.

Caffeine and liquor is a great combination in moderation. Both are social lubricants.

Walk her to the door. Expect nothing.

Be a gentleman. It worked for Cary Grant and it works for George Clooney and it'll work for you. A gentleman is not a push-over or a coward, he is a finely-controlled charming rogue with manners. He gets what he wants by making sure that everybody around him gets what they want and has fun.

Treat your servers with respect and dignity. Trust me, people notice how you treat others. It's a turn-on.

Be thinky. (Not thoughtful) I once brought a date a book Aquatic Life of the Chesapeake Bay and we went out for coffee. Next date I brought her billiard balls (not pool balls. Billiards.) and took her snorkeling in the bay. Third date, Buffalo Billiards, cooked dinner and an espresso tamper. She admitted that after the book she thought I was strange, after the billiard balls...she felt compelled by curiosity to see me again to figure out the gift-game clues.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Don't wear an "ANOTHER JIHADIST FOR HITLER!!!!!" t-shirt.