Thank you, sniffa, for restoring a sense of balance and order to the universe.

[Pale Blue Dot]

You've pulled me from the ledge, put me on my feet and restored my faith in humanity. You are, truly, the wind beneath my wings. Thank you for being a friend. Love lift us up where we belong. :patriot:

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Link, please?

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. You've just destroyed it all again.

I'm pretty fragile right now. :cry:

[sniffa]

3. I'm completely flattered, and blushing

It's almost how I felt during the Lee Mercer Does Not Exist era.

:blush:

[sniffa]

4. *sigh*

Party's over.

:(