Woah! For the loungers who missed it - Statement just released by Elizabeth Edwards

[sniffa]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"











Someone had to do it.

[Kutjara]

1. My loathing for you knows no bounds.

Well played!

[MrCoffee]

2. Just for that, I'm taking your fucking quarter.

[flvegan]

3. PUMA

[realisticphish]

4. haha nt

[Shakespeare]

5. You suck.

Gimme a quarter. :P

[sniffa]

20. I don't panhandle with you!

:D

[StrongBad]

6. Well Played

n/t

[Kali]

7. fucker!

:blush: :rofl:

[KamaAina]

8. Who's Donald Rumsfeld?

The defense secretary is named Gates, silly. :P

[TZ]

9. D'oh!

Well played sir..madinmaryland and Orrex are gonna be soooo jealous...:rofl:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

10. So what's the answer?

I keep seeing this damned post all over the place and nobody ever answers the question.

How many IS a brazillian?

[sniffa]

34. It's a hairless something or other

[ghostsofgiants]

11. Epic win.

[sniffa]

13. Thank you kind sir

That means a lot coming from you.

[ghostsofgiants]

15. The brazillion joke is only as good as the trick used to get people to click the thread.

People who complain about the joke itself miss the point. It's just en elaborate way of saying "psych!"

[sniffa]

18. Egg-zactly!!1!

It's all in the delivery. I figured the title would get the thread swarmed. :D

[ghostsofgiants]

19. Mission accomplished.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

25. Like the "Aristocrats" joke.

The punchline is always the same, but the setup is not.

[ghostsofgiants]

32. Precisely.

[KillgoreTrout]

40. This is a Joke

When bush was asked what he thought about the Kyoto Accords, he replied: "I prefer the Celica!"

[ghostsofgiants]

41. Haha, that's pretty funny.

[Fleshdancer]

12. Hey Sniffa

GIVE ME A QUARTER!

:D

[sniffa]

14. I ALREADY TOLD YOU NO FLESHDANCE

:D

[Swede]

16. You see,this is why we can't have any nice things!

:banghead:

[XemaSab]

17. You're my hero

:D

[Debi]

21. YEA!! THAT WAS TEH FUNNY!!

(picture cute, fuzzy LOLcat here) SERIES!!!!

[Danger Mouse]

22. For this, I hope a leprachan punches you right in the nuts.

:grr:

[hobbit709]

23. I'd shoot you but that's not worth the cost of the bullet.

[merh]

24. Link to her statement

this is for real too (your post is a hoot)

She is a brave and lovely lady, god bless her and all of her loved ones.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3756842

[sniffa]

29. Holy crap!

I titled this thread well then. I'm wicked psychic.

:woohoo:

And yes, god bless her.

[leeroysphitz]

26. I thought we weren't allowed to do that anymore...

:)

[RoyGBiv]

27. Bastard ...

Only thread on this whole mess I've bothered to click on other than the LBN thread.

Bastard.

[sniffa]

28. I did well then

:D

[RoyGBiv]

30. You are the master ...

I bow to your bastageness.

:)

[FarLeftRage]

31. IBTL!!!!

ibtl....

[sniffa]

33. BYIBTLBTTGDWIB

[taterguy]

35. Someone did not have to do it. Show a little respect and decency

Or not
:shrug:

[sniffa]

36. Sorry

but the joke doesn't have the same ring if Rumsfeld is replaced with Gates.

:shrug:

[taterguy]

47. You goddamn Yankees have no manners

Sherman torched the wrong region of the country.

[Tektonik]

37. coward, post it in gd!

I triple dog dare ya

[redwitch]

38. You are a wicked, wicked man.

:spank:

[Midlodemocrat]

39. You suck. And, I'm taking your whole fucking wallet.

[sasquatch]

43. Oh yeah, because the barefoot wine producers don't have enough money

:eyes:




















:rofl:

[Taverner]

42. Dude you suck

Be prepared for the most stealth, PC-debilitating Rickroll coming up in your future

[SKKY]

44. Sniffa, dude, you gotta let the gang days go!

These drive-bys are not becoming of you anymore. Let it go brother. Let it go.

[SoxFan]

45. Sniffa, knock it off. Adultery ain't funny.

This is a very serious matter, and I suggest you hear from someone who understands the implications:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hczaiM3LH0M

[Left Is Write]

46. You are a truly, truly evil person.

:rofl:

[sniffa]

49. I can't believe it took this long for the first Rick Roll

:rofl:

[Lady Freedom]

48. You are BAD.

:spank:

[kaiden]

50. My offer of a spanking still stands, Sniffa.