How many jackasses does it take to change a light bulb?

[Bunny]

Gawd, I just tried to put in a new CFL bulb in my living room lamp. The damn bulb wouldn't fit! In the process of getting down from the step-stool, I stepped on the cat, and boy was he pissed. In the hurried attempt to get my big ass off the cat, I tripped and fell down, scraping my knee and twisting my wrist. And breaking that brand new, $10 CFL bulb in the process!

I am a klutz - always have been, always will be. And now I'm a sore klutz. x(

[suninvited]

1. Is the cat okay? nt

[Lethe]

2. how many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

only one, but it's gonna take a long time and the bulb has to want to change....

:D

also, be careful, CFL's have mercury in them.

[Iggo]

3. How many classic rockers does it take?

20.

One to change it, and the other nineteen to sit around and talk about how much better the old lightbulb was.