Thanks to a suggestion by MrCoffee, I am going to use my Ped Egg

[Midlodemocrat]

shavings to clone my own army. Our quest is world domination. Waiting for Rabrrrrrr and DS1 to do the same has been, well, tedious and problematic. They seem a bit reluctant and dare I say, timid.

My first act as World Leader will be to rename this website Democratic Aboveground because each member of the cloned army will be a Democrat.

Republicans will essentially cease to exist.

End transmission.

[malta blue]

1. I have some Ped Egg shavings to contribute as well

so as to avoid inbreeding for future generations
:patriot:

[TZ]

2. ...

Attack of the foot flake clones...Oh my!:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

3. This violates the tenets of the Butlerian Jihad.

I will have no place in it.

[malta blue]

4. you sig line is killing me

I have to crack up every time I see it

:rofl::rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

5. I just wish I could put it to music.

Do-do-do-do do-do do-do
Can't tutch this.

[TZ]

6. Fuzzy but tutcher!

I'm thinking of a new sig line myself..hmm...tonight perhaps

[Dr. Strange]

27. I'm waiting...

[malta blue]

10. ...

:spray:

[SidneyCarton]

18. Then you will fall before Midlo's foot clone face-dancers like all the others!

n/t

[Dr. Strange]

19. O RLY?

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-fucker-upper. I will face my fear like Britney performing on the MTV award show. I will let it pass through me like one of those weird colon-cleansing things. And when it is gone, I'll be all like, "Take that, Fear! Up yours! Yeah!"

[SidneyCarton]

26. Kull Wahad! You know the weirding way!!!

[Parche]

7. WineBots Unite

:woohoo: :hi: :hug:

[DS1]

8. Yep

There it is.

The fucking wine reference. :banghead:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Good. Good!

Something something something complete!

[Dr. Strange]

11. Don't you mean, "Something, Something, Something, Dark Side"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something,_Something,_Something_Dark_Side

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. If I'd meant something something something Dark Side, I would have said

something something something Dark Side.

But I meant something something something complete.

[Dr. Strange]

13. Did you mean to post that phrase without commas?

Shouldn't it be "something, something, something, complete?"
Being a Sith Lord does not preclude one from using proper punctuation.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. If I'd meant to include commas, I would have included them, Jedi.

[PVnRT]

15. Gooooooooood. I can FEEEEL the hate flowing between you two

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Dude. Stay on Topic. World Domination.

[PVnRT]

23. The power to dominate a world is insignificant

compared with the power of Eye-Spy (ALL THREE).

[Dr. Strange]

17. Never! I'll never turn to the dark side.

You've failed, Your Highness. I am a Jedi, like Rabrrrrrr before me.

[TZ]

20. Ah but the dark side has such temptations...

You know like nekkid yoga pictures and lots and lots of nipplez and best of all...math porn....:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

21. Cool! I'm in!

[PVnRT]

22. If you will not be turned, you will be Rick Roll'd

[Dr. Strange]

24. turtlensue had me at...

"lots and lots of nipplez".

[TZ]

25. Of course you realize

That you will have to be Darth Vader to the Evil Emperor of Nipplez....temeah!:rofl:

[LostinVA]

28. Ewwww

Haruka wants one of those things.

[TZ]

29. Hey Midlo..I found the perfect storage container for your shavings..

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

30. Well, you won't be lacking for foot soldiers

but what about air support? :shrug:

[CreekDog]

31. huh?

somebody's been hitting the box a little too hard. :crazy: