Describe your perfect lover using corporate buzz words.

[RadiationTherapy]

Don't get the thread locked!

My perfect lover is goal-oriented and gives attention to detail. She is innovative; unafraid to run an idea up the flagpole and see who salutes. She has a remarkable skill set, is right-sized and seeks win-win situations for all parties involved.


Here is a link to some worn out Corpro-Speak: http://www3.telus.net/linguisticsissues/buzz.html

Luvya Suitee

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. She knows how to leverage her tools in the face of shifting paradigms,

synergizing her multi-tasking with her world-class initiatives. Every day she brings a new set of high-level deliverables to the table.

[RadiationTherapy]

3. Eeeeeexcellllent.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. i am going to formulate an action plan so that the lover you just described

will at the end of the day move her business over to me, since i use best practices, keep an open door policy and am Goal-oriented

[flvegan]

2. Motivated team player, noted leader, works well in groups

plays a key role in all orgasmic solutions.

[Deja Q]

5. Tastes great, less filling

:shrug:

[ghostsofgiants]

6. Is it bad that hearing those phrases produces in me a strong desire to kill?