What should I do with this shoebox full of 1909 Honus Wagner cards?

[Orrex]

It's just taking up space.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Maybe we could swap

for this case of 1953 Chateau Lafite Rothschild that's been cluttering up my basement, I don't care much for red wine.

[LostInAnomie]

2. Turn then into a paper mache sculpture of Babe Ruth.

[kaiden]

3. You could clothes-pin them to your bike spokes.

[Orrex]

4. I stapled a few of them together to prop up one leg of my desk

Used to wobble something fierce, but no more! Thanks, Honus!

[crimsonblue]

5. eat

[Adsos Letter]

6. A whole shoebox full?

Flood the market...that oughta crimp a couple of portfolios...

[Orrex]

7. Ha! That would be pretty funny.

That zealot who just dropped $1.3M on a piece of cardboard would probably have me killed.

[hobbit709]

8. Is the ink dry yet?

[driver8]

9. Those cards aren't worth much...I'll give you five bucks for them.

I'm being generous...believe me!