Douchebag Beach: It's closer than you think

[DS1]

:puke:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjLaJO8QEuw

[Left Is Write]

1. Oh! I thought this was going to be the video for Summertime Girls.

:P

[bicentennial_baby]

2. "I don't know what the fuck that means"

I wanna have his babies... :rofl:

[redqueen]

3. !

Was that the super huge guy?

[bicentennial_baby]

5. Yes indeed....hawt!

:rofl:

[DS1]

6. WHen asked the profound question "What's your biggest pet peeve?"

[redqueen]

4. Saw that yesterday...

best part is the fight.

[flvegan]

7. I had to stop watching after popped collar #2.

And Titties McGhee and here "I like Guidos with big muscles". Aim high, girlfriend. Aim high.

[DS1]

8. You'll miss the skank fight

[flvegan]

11. I'm glad mom was there to help out.

:eyes:

NJ needs more sharks off that beach.

[ghostsofgiants]

30. I loved how some random dude started posing in front of the camera during the fight.

[sniffa]

9. bwahahaha

:rofl:

Hey, there seems to be even more of them.

"Typical Jersey class"

:rofl:

There weren't enough popped collars though.

[bicentennial_baby]

10. They could have been orange-er too

No Joey Porsche, them.

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Times like this I wish i wasn't stuck at this craphole.

[RadiationTherapy]

13. Wow. That was so awesome.

Why o why did I move out west!?

[sniffa]

14. I just learned that there is no Wiki entry for guido douchebag

:shakeshead:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=guido+douchebag&go=Go

[HEyHEY]

15. "Hey MA! MA!"

Man, all the good ones are in Jersey :-(

[JVS]

16. "I have a good personality. End of story."

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

17. sorry to disappoint but not everyone is like this in Jersey

:(

just like everyone isn't white trash that lives in a trailer park....

2 of those assholes from the Guido beach video come from where I live and they are further from the norm here than anything.....

I'm from Jersey......


:shrug: :shrug:

lost

[Tektonik]

19. shh guido enabler

[HEyHEY]

20. guido lover

:P

[DS1]

21. I grew up in Bergen County

I can handle the jokes.

[lost-in-nj]

24. pfftttt

Bergen county sill has Blue laws....


:rofl:





j/k

:hi:


I can take them to....

Sleezeside Heights is horrible now.......



lost

[sasquatch]

28. Blue laws?

:shrug:

[lost-in-nj]

36. It means

the retail stores are closed on Sunday.
No malls
no Kohls

but food stores are open
but you can't buy videos, books, makeup etc

just essentials


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_law


not sure about liquor stores


:hi:


lost

[Mad_Dem_X]

27. So true. These are the morans (sic) that

give my home state a bad name.

[JVS]

18. 6:00 zOMG!

[Swede]

22. Waddayagonnadew?

:shrug:

[carlyhippy]

23. these young people may run the country someday LOL

I thought Brendan was hot, he didn't need to hook up with that last chick whose mom was at the beach, she looks like trouble, he looks like a good guy.

[mitchum]

25. Manhattanites who moved to the place from fucking Iowa or Georgia...

or other bumfuck places love to mock the "lack of sophistication" of Jerseyites.
I have always found that to be hilarious.

[XemaSab]

26. How does this thread have no recommends?

:shrug:

[Pierre.Suave]

29. That was, uhmmm...

Interesting...

[RetroLounge]

31. Makes Wisconsin seen somehow more classy

:rofl:

RL

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. Ah, yes, and we're gonna pay for their douchebaggery

when we take care of them in prison, tech school, rehab, and their early "retirements" on disability.

[Neshanic]

33. Just a few facts about New Jersey.

Where I grew up, most people would of thought it was heaven. But now the facts:

Most of New Jersey has a humid subtropical climate except in northwestern regions of the state that have a humid continental climate with slightly cooler temperatures.

As of 2006, New Jersey is the eleventh-most populous state, but the most densely populated, at 1,174 residents per square mile (453 per km²), although the density varies widely across the state. It is also the second wealthiest state in the United States according to the United States Census Bureau.

New Jersey is one of the most religiously and ethnically diverse states in the country.

Its median household income is the highest in the nation with $55,146. It is ranked 2nd in the nation by the number of places with per capita incomes above national average with 76.4%. Nine of New Jersey's counties are in the wealthiest 100 of the country. New Jersey faces a deficit that could be as large as 3 billion for the fiscal year that starts July 1, 2008.

Socially, New Jersey is considered one of the most liberal states in the nation. Polls indicate two-thirds of the population are self-described as pro-choice;<38> and in a Zogby poll of 802 people, a majority supported same-sex marriage.

New Jersey also has some of the most stringent gun-control laws in the U.S. These include bans on assault firearms, hollow nose bullets and even slingshots. No gun offense in New Jersey is graded less than a felony. BB guns and black powder guns are all treated as modern firearms. Visitors to the state should beware of bringing any firearms into the state. New Jersey recognizes no out of state gun licenses and aggressively enforces its own gun laws.

New Jersey overall is considered to have one of the best public education systems in the United States. 54% of high school graduates continue on to college, which is tied with Massachusetts for the second highest rate in the nation (North Dakota holds first place at 59%). New Jersey also has the highest average scores for advanced placement testing in public schools in the nation.

New Jersey is home to more scientists and engineers per square mile than anywhere else in the world

In the animated television comedy Futurama, New Jersey is slandered many times by the characters. In one episode, Fry finds a seemingly ideal apartment in New Jersey while house hunting, but later comments that he found "not one place even remotely liveable". In another, when discussing the global garbage problem, a television ad states that "...landfills were full...New Jersey was full...", implying a lack of places to store garbage. Additionally, Robot Hell is located in Atlantic City.

In April 2004, New Jersey enacted a domestic partnership law, which is available to both same-sex and opposite-sex couples aged 62 and over. During 2006, the New Jersey Supreme Court voted 4 to 3 that state lawmakers must provide the rights and benefits of marriage to gay and lesbian couples. Moreover, effective February 19, 2007, New Jersey became the third state in U.S. (the other two being Connecticut and Vermont) to offer civil unions to same-sex couples, conferring over 850 rights, privileges and responsibilities of marriage; legislators declined, however, to use the term "marriage" for same-sex unions. Thus, three separate government-recognized relationships are now in effect in the Garden State: domestic partnerships, civil unions, and marriage.

Despite more than three centuries of development almost half of New Jersey is still wooded. The chief tree of the northern forests is the oak. A large part of the southern section is in pine.

[ForrestGump]

34. How come all those, um,

gentlemen have the same hair, with the top all gelled and sticking up? Do they do it on purpose?



I see the same kind of people here in Vegas, all the time. Hordes of them. I think they're taking over.

Of course, they could all be from Joisey...

[ghostsofgiants]

35. Because they think it looks cool.

[ForrestGump]

37. To each his own, I guess

They're wrong, though.

[ghostsofgiants]

39. Very wrong.

[sniffa]

38. Their migration patterns have obviously expanded

http://getoffourisland.com/population_density.html

:scared: