We had a Bed Race in town today (pic)

[DS1]

Part of the "Yankee Homecoming" festival week.

This is the Church team. Read the Poem, then see the pic, then think about the poor bastard in the back


One night a man had a dream.
He dreamed he was walking along
the beach with god.

Across the dark sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene, he noticed
two sets of footprints in the sand,
one beloning to him and the other to god.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of his life
there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the
very lowest and saddest times in his life.
This bothered him and he questioned god about it.

"God, you said that once I decided to follow you,
you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life there is
only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when I needed you most
you would leave me."

God replied "My precious, precious child,
I love you and would never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffereing,
when you see only one set of footprints in the sand,
it was then that I carried you."










:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Fenris]

1. Tire marks on the asphalt.

[DS1]

2. That's how Jesus rolls