GROSS!!! My dog is farting like crazy and won't quit following me.

[LostInAnomie]

What the hell! I've moved like 5 times and he just keeps following me and farting. It smells like hell in here.

HELP!!!

[DS1]

1. Well, you did buy him 3 drinks

[callous taoboy]

2. I suspect retribution of some sort. Here's a funny scat story-

I had a roommate in college who got very pissed at my pooch one day because she gobbled up his hamburger while he went to get a beer. Roommate yelled and chased pooch around the house while I roared with laughter. Roommate and I go to class. While we were gone pooch craps on his pillow! Do not underestimate the power of a pissed pooch.

[Danger Mouse]

3. My dog has atomic SBD's...you don't hear them, but you sure as hell smell them.

She also belches loudly.

[TommyO]

4. He's got the rumblies in the tumblies and just wants some lovin'

[hobbit709]

5. We went on a road trip once

My wife fed the Weasel french fries. Let's just say the dead skunks on the road in a TX summer smelled better.
Here's the culprit.

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Why aren't you firing up the movie mode on your digital camera?

Sounds like it could become a classic Youtube video.

[skooooo]

7. LMAO

That's funny...

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

8. LOL!!

:rofl:

[MorningGlow]

9. He wants to share his discovery with the one he loves

"Hey man, smell my farts. Wicked, eh?"
:rofl:

Or he has no idea it's coming from him. I had a cocker spaniel who was continually surprised at his own farts. He'd be lying down, he'd let one fly, and he'd jerk his head up, stand up, and turn in a circle, looking for the source of the odor. If he could talk, he'd've been saying "Do you SMELL that? Who did that?!" ...And he was considered pretty bright!
:rofl:

[skooooo]

10. we had a dog like that!! rofl

He'd fart, and then turn and look at his butt, like..."WTF?"

[ZombieHorde]

11. Your dog is awesome!

[LeftyMom]

12. He probably wants you to fix it- especially if he's got some gas pain.

I'd look up the doggie dosage for pepto.

[Pierre.Suave]

13. This thread is

roflicious

:rofl:

[pokerfan]

14. Just be glad he lacks opposable thumbs

He'd probably give you a dutch oven.