Damn those Saxons. What's wrong with them?

[Writer]

They keep invading my lands and stealing my treasures.



Does anyone know how to get rid of them?

[Swede]

1. You can't get rid of them.

Assimilation is the only way.

[Writer]

2. Assimilate? Hmmm...

Saxon #4 IS kind of hot...

[petronius]

3. Umm, which end are you counting from?

However, the only cure for a plague of Saxons is an injection of Normans. You could try a dose of Vikings, but it's a temporary solution...

[Writer]

5. What about some Visigoths? I have a few of those left.

Normans are too expensive! And Vikings just mess up the joint.

[Robeson]

4. Sure, call in the Normans....

...they have a way of eradicating them pretty good.

[Writer]

6. Yeah, but they're rather pricey, don't you think?

[Robeson]

7. Oh, I don't know. Show them some loot, land and profit...

...and that's about all the sales pitch they'll need...;-)

[bridgit]

8. I'm thinking of buying one of their cars...

:thumbsup:

[Writer]

10. Do you think I can use that to run over them?

[bridgit]

12. I think so, if they'll stand still long enough...

:)

[Inchworm]

9. Loud American music

They won't die, but they will move away.

:hi:

[Writer]

11. Huh. Okay... maybe "Stonehenge" from Spinal Tap.