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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-08 02:09 PM Original message |
Phone-line Customer Service Question |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-08 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
1. Answer each of "Bob's" questions with: |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-08 01:20 PM Response to Reply #1 |
15. I like to tell Bob that I'm going to dump a bucket of chum in his car, to expedite the process. |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-08 03:32 PM Response to Reply #15 |
20. To have me repeat my account number, say: "Loopins. More bloody loopins" 600 times. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-08 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
2. That makes me insane too... |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-08 01:18 PM Response to Reply #2 |
14. It's the same old "how do you keep a DU'er in suspense?" |
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SacredCow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-08 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
3. Reminds me of Circuit City's buy online, pick up at local store scam... |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-08 01:13 PM Response to Reply #3 |
13. Gaaaahh! Damn the police state! |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-08 02:32 PM Response to Original message |
4. I'm sorry, the Forum you posted to is no longer in service. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-08 01:12 PM Response to Reply #4 |
12. Dammit! These antiquated systems never account for Uracil. |
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alphafemale (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-08 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
5. Because the systems are antiquated. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-08 01:09 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. That's certainly very true, because an expensive upgrade would compromise the CEO's bonus |
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alphafemale (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-08 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
6. Oh and by the way. Just hit the # key when asked to enter a number. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-08 01:06 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. I find that if I scream and bang the receiver on a table, that works too. |
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From The Ashes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-08 02:39 PM Response to Original message |
7. I understand your frustration, sir. |
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BelleCarolinaPeridot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-08 02:41 PM Response to Reply #7 |
8. I understand. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-24-08 05:54 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. CSR here, too |
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hvn_nbr_2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-08 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
16. The first time you enter the data is for the NSA |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-08 01:29 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. That's the most sensible explanation I've ever read |
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hvn_nbr_2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-08 01:47 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Only if your genitals are explosive and your bottled water is titillating. nt |
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REP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-25-08 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
19. When I worked in Hell |
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