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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 11:03 PM
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Will someone please review my dating site profile?
Male, old. Likes to play horseshoes. Drools frequently. Has limited control over bodily functions. Wakes up crying several times during the night. Washes sometimes. Has nothing to offer. Voted for Bush, twice. Favorite past time is poking dead things with a stick. Has frequent colds that make me do a weird "honking" noise.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 11:04 PM
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1. Hurry ladies,before this one gets taken.
:toast:
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harmonicon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 11:14 PM
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2. sounds too classy for me
washes, and uses a stick for dead-thing-pokin' - woo-eee. Which ivy league school did you go to, nancy boy?!
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 11:15 PM
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3. Sam Houston Institute of Technology
S.H.I.T
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 11:15 PM
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4. Get a different pic
but otherwise :thumbsup:
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tismyself Donating Member (501 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 11:29 PM
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5. what in the name of
all that is good, normal, decent, correct, and Episcopalian is that man doing with the potty seat?

:yoiks:
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 11:29 PM
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6. Do you have any money?
I think you're cute. :)
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 11:31 PM
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7. I have something better than money!
:rofl:
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 11:34 PM
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8. Is it that funny?
Ok :)
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S n o w b a l l Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-18-08 11:38 PM
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9. Yes, I know...
:)
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