flvegan= awesomest boyfriend ever.

[LeftyMom]

Nobody else would stay up until 4 am talking to their neurotic girlfriend without secretly plotting to kill her.

Unless he is secretly plotting to kill me. :scared:

[Guava Jelly]

1. You didn't hear it from me.

(He is secretly plotting top kill you) :hide: I Kid.. I bet he is an awesome BF.
I hope you are feeling better.
\

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. See, what you fail to understand

is the following:

• A bit o' neurosis is tres hawt.

• Guys will stay up until 2037 if they think it'll help 'em get some.*









*Said the protagonist in a great many all-night phone calls. Lotta damned good they did me, though. x(

[DarkTirade]

3. He actually hasn't been that secretive about it...

:shrug:

:P

[MrCoffee]

7. Yeah, I kind of thought it was pretty common knowledge around these parts.

I mean, what with his record and all...

[DarkTirade]

12. I mean, we all know he doesn't eat animal products...

but he hasn't said anything about people... :P

[Shell Beau]

4. Ruh roh!!

:P

How sweet indeed! :)

[DS1]

5. He's just after

[ghostsofgiants]

8. HAHA!

[Pierre.Suave]

9. An owl?

:shrug:

[DS1]

10. Yes. An owl.

[Pierre.Suave]

11. is that because they taste like chicken?

and are endangered?

is that a spotted owl? Even though it is all white...

:shrug:

[Shakespeare]

13. HAHAHA!

I'm still laughing about your post in the trains thread earlier today. :rofl:

[mainegreen]

6. Seriously, how do you know he's not just putting his dogs on the phone,

while he goes to the fridge to get a beer and some veggie chips, and maybe watch some History Channel?

Would you really know? He has those dogs well trained.

[Dr. Strange]

14. He really is.

I love the way touches my neck in the morning to wake me up.

I mean, if he were my boyfriend. Which he's not. Umm, what have you heard?

[flvegan]

15. That cat is not going back in the bag, bright eyes.

Nice work. Jesus.

[DarkTirade]

17. Wait... you're cheating on me?!?!

:cry:

[flvegan]

18. Uhhh...oh, this is awkward...

it's not really cheating if...

Oh nevermind. I'm sorry, can you forgive me? I'll make it up to you...

[DarkTirade]

19. LAST time you said that you fell asleep halfway through.

:(

[TZ]

20. You are cheating on me?

How many "friends" do you have dude? I thought once I got rid of your boyfriend temeah..er he left..I would be number one.....

[DarkTirade]

21. And yet he treats us like... dare I say... number 2?

:P

[harmonicon]

16. oh, I can go toe-to-toe with him on that

I'm a fucking champ. I didn't even say "I told you so" the other day when I was handed the most perfect "I told you so" moment in the history of my life. I'm just about the best there could be.

[DarkTirade]

22. Dude, that was totally a wasted opportunity.

:P