What would DU 14.4.2 have?

[Taverner]

I say a bit that records every show we watch where we jump up and down within inches of the screen.

[Generic Brad]

1. Virtual "General Discussion: Primaries"

Perhaps it would be more civil of we could see each other talking.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. Breasts

[Kutjara]

3. It will be a place where people can post about how much they love...

...and approve of the government, how great America is, how fair and balanced the media is, and how all the pundits make complete and total sense - while being carefully watched by the benevolent and all-seeing eye of the NSA/DHS/CIA. Political dissent will have long since been identified as a mental illness, so our overseers will merely be looking out for our best interests, of course, and providing treatment to those poor souls too addled to understand that protest is merely a symptom of deep-seated feelings of low self-worth. A few months or years in a "personal wellness center," and even the most die-hard nonconformist will see the light. And Baby Jesus will smile.

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4. A sex threads forum