In honor of Miss Ava's Puppy Perv - - What's the creepiest pickup line ever used on you?

[AlGore-08.com]

The creepiest pickup line ever used on me was one summer day, back in college, I was eating an ice cream cone and a total stranger walked up to me - - real close - - and said "That looks like fun!"

The way he said it was creepier than I can convey.

And no, it did not work on me.

What about y'all?

[malta blue]

1. I had a really creepy experience in my mid teens

while walking through Washington Square Park in NYC - also involving ice cream.... I had made a stop at Swenson's and had a cone...

I heard from behind me "Hey vanilla p***y, wanna take a lick off this chocolate d***?"

EEEEEeeeeeeewwwwwww...

I turned around, probably had a deer in the headlights look on my face and turned onto the next path I saw.

:scared: