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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 11:42 AM Original message |
I boil my sweet corn in mercury. How do you cook yours? |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
1. I like to use |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
2. Pack it in dry ice in a cast iron pan. |
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democracyindanger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 11:54 AM Response to Original message |
3. In a pot of the blood of innocents, over the fires of hell. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
4. Wrap it in tin foil and pound it into the exhaust pipe of my neighbor's car |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 12:25 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. LOL! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
5. At Red Lobster, with a baby seals head pushed in the water |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
6. I pay some poor Ukrainian to cook my corn over the radioactive pit of Chernobyle's reactor #4. |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 12:24 PM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Hello, my friend, and have you really been to Chernobyl? |
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mainegreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 12:27 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. Oh, no. Not at all. |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 12:54 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. LOL. I know. But this was a guy who shepherded me through making my first Christmas ham back in 2005 |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 01:01 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. BTW, is that your child? A darling one, if it is. |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
7. Um, my friend, I defer to your cooking skills, but that sounds weird. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 03:32 PM Response to Reply #7 |
16. No, no - it's great! Great! |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 02:11 AM Response to Reply #16 |
20. Okay. You know I trust you, so I'll defer to your skills and do what you say. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
9. You disappoint me, Rabrrrrrr. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 03:44 PM Response to Reply #9 |
18. Polonium isotopes on corn? Are you kidding me? That's unhealthy!! |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 12:28 PM Response to Original message |
12. I'm partial to boiling it in antifreeze. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 03:31 PM Response to Reply #12 |
15. Mmm... antifreeze, and then smother it in toluene and sprinkle lead dust on it |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 03:54 PM Response to Reply #15 |
19. See, again, we disagree. I prefer brake dust. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-14-08 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
17. I got all my food cooked in NM in 1945 |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 02:20 AM Response to Original message |
21. Over a raging baby fire. |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jul-15-08 10:34 AM Response to Reply #21 |
22. I think you win this one. |
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