I wanna go on a rampage

[MonkeyFunk]

who wants to come with?

[Lil Missy]

1. Depends. Rampage on who, or what?

[MonkeyFunk]

2. The best rampages are rarely planned

are you coming or not?

[Lil Missy]

10. Sure, I with ya. As long as it is not clubbing baby seals at Red Lobster.

I've already been there and done that this week. I need variety in my life, ya know?

[Maddy McCall]

3. Can we burn shit? Toss cars and stuff??

I'm IN!!

[MonkeyFunk]

6. Well, if you wanna think small

I'm thinking full-fledged Cloverfield Monster-type rampage. Godzilla-type shit.

[Maddy McCall]

7. What color should I wear?

Grey tweed to reflect my dead soul, or red linen to portray my anger?

[MonkeyFunk]

8. Black is good

but wear red undies.

[Maddy McCall]

12. Ooooo...good thinking...

That way, on the first leg of the outrage, I can show my soul's death, but as my adrenaline rises, I can rip off my clothes and express my red anger.

You are so creative--wonderful metaphor.

[Lil Missy]

13. Just don't bring the frog. Kay?

[Maddy McCall]

18. I shall bring my angry frog.

[MonkeyFunk]

20. He just looks miffed

that won't do in a rampage.

Unless he's 30 stories high. Then bring him.

[Maddy McCall]

21. Well, I'll just keep him in the glove box, then.

And I'll bring this one to the rampage:

[MonkeyFunk]

23. That's just a red x

and be sure to lock your glovebox.

[Maddy McCall]

24. It isn't.

It's a smoking frog.

Oh, and the good thing about my glovebox...I can keep our supplies in there...you know, molotov cocktails and stuff.

[MonkeyFunk]

28. got room for ice and a blender?

daquiris always add a certain je ne-sais quois to a rampage.

[Maddy McCall]

31. Sure! As long as the blender is battery powered.

Because I don't want to be hooked to the wall while I'm on the rampaging move.

[jobycom]

4. Nah, it's too late to visit GD:P tonight.

[MonkeyFunk]

5. They're already rampaging.

that's what gave me the idea.

I wanna burn down Dorothy Parker's house.

[texanwitch]

9. I will join you.

I am in a rampaging mood.

[MonkeyFunk]

11. Cool!

Excuse me for forgetting, but it is it you or Kitchenwitch with the humongous feet? We need some big clodhoppers for a Godzilla-style rampage.

[texanwitch]

15. My wear size 9 shoes in woman sizes, 71/2 in mens.

Is that big enough.:rofl:

[MonkeyFunk]

16. that's fine

just stay toward the back of the line.

It must be Kitchenwitch - she wore like a size 19 or something. Ain't nothin' gonna knock her down.

[texanwitch]

17. I have my Army jump boots.

Won't take long to put them on.

[MonkeyFunk]

19. all right

suit up and bring a baseball bat or something.

[texanwitch]

27. I have a nice baseball bat.

Just prefect weight and size for me.

[XemaSab]

14. I'll go

:thumbsup:

[Mobius]

22. Do I have to agree with you

about anything? If not, I'm all in.

[MonkeyFunk]

26. Hell no!

On rampage nights, anything goes.

[Mobius]

33. OK then I'll bring the rubber gloves

:eyes:

[Fox Mulder]

25. I'll join.

:)

[MonkeyFunk]

29. Yay!

Wear steel-tipped boots.

[Lil Missy]

30. So, where are we going!! I have my dog all snarled up to come along too!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[bridgit]

32. Mmmm, I dunno, what's it pay? Is there a 401K? Medical/Vision, etc?

[MonkeyFunk]

34. Whaddya think this is? France?

Suit up or stay home. But you'll miss all the fun.

[terrya]

35. Sure.

I haven't been on a rampage in...well, I've never been on a rampage, actually. But I'm willing to try new experiences!

[MonkeyFunk]

36. Wear comfortable shoes

[terrya]

38. Ok. Thanks for the suggestion.

I don't want sore feet on this rampage. That's the only thing I ask.

[littlebit]

37. Cool

I have been trying to go on a rampage for a few weeks. Everyone keeps telling me I have to clam down.