Live blog - How much "The Love Guru" sucks

[DS1]

I'm sacrificing myself for this!


First 20 minutes = HORRIBLE!

WTF? Val Kilmer?! As if that horrible "Conspiracy" movie you did wasn't bad enough? You're dead to me, teeth gnasher!

Mike, you have gone from somewhere, to now nothing.

[DS1]

1. Jessica Alba makes a cute Indian Bollywood type

movie still sucks. I now hate Mike Myers, and by extension, Eddie Murphy.

[DS1]

2. John Oliver. I know you want to start a career

but avoid Mike Myers post-haste. You could recycle Andy Dick jokes and still be funnier.

[madinmaryland]

3. Based on the actors you have listed, YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER!

nt.

[DS1]

4. Holy Christ!

Even the plane is CGI!

[DS1]

5. I can't even watch this anymore

I'm done. Myers should refund everyone who paid to see this shit out of his own pocket.

It's so terrible I can't even begin.

Wait.


That's not me.


This movie is so terrible God himself would weigh the decision on whether to keep this movie around or the holocaust around, and he/she'd flip a coin a few dozen times.

Okay, so this movie isn't anything like the Holocaust, I apologize to readers whom were offended by that. It's still a really bad movie.

I don't want to write about it anymore.