I forgot to switch to decaf at some point last night and have been wide awake since 4am. I'm going to have to go to work soon and I know that as soon as I get there, I'll need a nap. The only solution I can think of is more caffeine. Possibly intravenously. Just so everyone knows, my official excuse for today is "the caffeine made me do it". What is your excuse for today?
Last night I had to give a 2-hour workplace training on how to handle, peel and use bananas. The usable stages of banana ripeness. The shelf-life of bananas. Warn coworkers that suggestive-use of the bananas to simulate penii would result in termination. Retail sales of bananas.
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